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What's the point if the (piss poor) artist's sketch? Not like people don't know what the Connemara sex God looks like.

Disastrous consequences though. Couldn't keep-up with the hard drinking post-match celebrations. He was apparently taken to Wansbeck General after being found face down in a Korma.

Flippping heck... mind now full of an imagined catastrophic Lemming-like exodus. What if 'Albert the lesser' is wrong? Merino flits-off to casually cruise the castles and beaches of Spain leaving Rafa behind? Then Thomas decides to do one, anyway, takes up a less stressful hobby like being hunted by dogs. Deuce keeps his word, and Kai is next to fall on his sword! Carnage...

I am sure most people subject to stereotypical assumptions hate it, irrespective of the content.

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DANGER MOUSE Theme Song He's abrasive He's sarcastic Wherever there are children he'll be there He's moronic Unscholastic! [ok, I'm stretching...] He's the dumbest, the most callous, of sexpests Danger nonce Danger nonce DANGER NONCE

I thought he and a good game. Made a couple of good saves and came off his line well. The goal comes through about three players from memory, he probably saw it a fraction of a second too late. I think it isn't by any stretch of the imagination a goalkeeping error/' could have chucked his cap on it' job.

Eeww & (& why the long face Mikel?)

Same score as last season, whatever that was but with Knickyknockynoheart missing a sitter and yes, I'm voting for a Merino thundercunt too.

Not really, but not helped by news of a Gene Simmons lookalike and a Paraphilic infantilism sufferer getting arrested whilst trying to climb on the roof of Leazes Terrace lugging a sound system.

Thought the same. Hope he is on the mend. Loved how touched he seemed by the messages wishing him well. Lovely man. Our Iberian Magpie.

I think he's been pretty sharp most of the season tbh, it's just his overall end product has been lacking. No sign of him being a natural/predatory finisher but he's really making a positive contribution to our forward play. If you could blend the best bits of his play with Gayle's strengths we'd have a world beater.

Currently hard. Hold up, I'm still busy with Triggs over here Hang on! Busy doing what? Thought the Turkish (and happy ending) massages were just available at The Palladium of Shite?

From the faux package to the Kiss-like face. So bizarre it is genius. Would love to have been a fly on the wall when they were deciding when romper man would make an appearance, "nar not from the start like. Aal have maximum impact here." [Gan on Kevin, lad! don't give it too much hips!] If anyone has seen the 80's film Restless Natives? I reckon these guys could be our Clown and Wolfman (without the robbery... unless of course they ever get any money for the vid).

I heard that whilst he was on the phone to Ashley, he was also doing a shit in a bottle. Odd, but fair play for creative disrespect :gm's patter:

A Turkish man once dragged me over a marble table by the ankles. Good massage like. Was this also at the Palladium of Shite? More interesting place than I thought!

just seen that vid :lol: that's me not sleeping for a while!

Bugger. Ok, I'll sell him from mine. That should more than balance the voodoo-hoodoo.

What about that thrice First Division (Premier), Bundesliga, European Cup and twice UEFA cup winning, twice Ballon D'or winning dude who joined that second division outfit in 1982?

Wish I could be arsed to fish out those witty words from those humourous wags on RTG mocking our playing of Burton last season. Oh how I laughed. Yes, Burton. You know the poor team who are languishing near the bottom of that easy league, The Championship, having won 1, drawn 2, and lost 4 of their first seven games. You will find them right next to Sunderland, who happen to have the same record.

Full game the U23s when both Aarons and Sterry played a half might suggest he isn't likely to start vs Stoke.

Looks more like a horse than a sheep... [move] [/move]

Personally I was looking forward to a specialist no.10 coming in more than anything else. Hey ho...

Doesn't sound too bad when you look at like that. That said, there's always the risk that statistics are used the way a drunk uses a lamppost: for support rather than illumination!

That's incredible. Who is it? Wyn 'the leap'?