Jaqen

Shite dance celebration WNS.

Stifler's a proper patter assassin like. Loves a Greggs reference. Which centre back money? The 62p Ashley has in his back pocket, however time is running out as Greggs are selling their remaining festive bakes on the cheap and they are running out fast.

I think he'd be a decent player here and certainly a lot better than what we have but it just stinks of the club taking a gamble on an unsettled out of form player they think they can get on the 'cheap'.

Watching MOTD now and he was bollocking a teammate for not playing a forward pass. Came close to scoring from a free kick as well.

Anita's passing ability is vastly overrated, not suprised to see him looking worse than Colback on these stats. Obviously he's a better player but that's horrific for a midfield partnership at this level.

Shelvey getting stuck in. https://twitter.com/Torpey9/status/686184722809110528

Funny but nothing will beat his autobahn joke from MOTD 2. Is that the one where he made the face? Yep, it's perfect

Funny but nothing will beat his autobahn joke from MOTD 2.

Slightly unfair when you have another 10 knackers out there.. Nah, much better to just target the new foreign lad who's barely had a chance.

Great finish from Bale.

Jonas on at HT

Benzema backheel.

Sissoko looked our only creative threat again judging from those highlights, Perez has to be scoring or at least hitting the target from that cutback.

Palace 2-1.

Mackems 1 up. Lens.

Gaurdiola will tell Yaya to fuck off in the summer if he comes in. No way will he stand for these awful lazy performances he's been putting in. It's getting less and less frequent where he actually contributes anything positive to the team now.

He was rumoured to be going to China the other day as no club in Europe wanted to touch him. Klopp must be really sick of Benteke if he's taking a gamble on Pato.

Class

Murphy is the worst. Lawro always provided laughs to be fair to him.

Liverpool

Think Wickham has one goal in the league this season and the rest of their strikers have none. Probably scared if he signed him that they might end up in the Europa league.

Apparently less than 50% who voted thought it was 'time for a change' in that Chronicle poll. State of this comment that made it into the article as well Jon Offredo said: “I’m not in the Ashley Out crew yet.. There have been too many clubs who have been fiscally irresponsible and have been driven to the brink for it. I do think that Freddy Shepherd would have led us down that path. Mike Ashley told us he’d spend and he did. This past summer’s signings were all astute buys and I’m not yet convinced Thauvin is a bust. I think he needs to keep spending, and do it smartly.” He continued: “The real question is what would come next? Foreign investment? Shadowy conglomerates? For every Mansoor, there’s been a Tan, a Shinwatra, and even a Ken Bates.. Something has to be said for the devil you know. I’d take a smartly-run investment over a play thing any day.”

Rayo 1 up.

Lukaku again.

Ridiculous goal