Don’t, man...
We're obligated to scream into the void every time he completes a dribble until he retires. He should still be here, and it's just fucking outrageous the sequence of events that derailed his time here. It's too dumb to be true but we all saw it.
Not all Mike, some still blame Ben Arfa, oh well.
You could probably get out of jury duty in Newcastle saying it was HBA's fault.