You need fucking help.
I'm quite calm and relaxed, and feel just fine, thanks.
You on the other hand sound like you're cracking up, so you should probably get some help yourself.
You are way too emotional and erratic. Toughen up. I know it's difficult for some of you nowadays, but be a man for goodness sake.
Care to quantify your statement?
Think he's politely saying you're being a tart.