Bimpy474

How very dare you all, looks like a young Lee Van Cleef.

That's a not so clever out.

That's a clever out for him.

Think this guy is going to be a steal.

Oh.....daisy chain of frustration like.

Aren't they waiting to sign Ouattara before they let Wissa go ? Once that's done we can get this one completed.

Well i am old

Put the name Rob Mcelhenney in your mouth there Mole, you disgust me with your only big star naming

From the little I saw he barely touched the ball. No way to judge him yet obviously.

Bet 365 mate, shite feed though.

I don't think so, I'm guessing the Gregg's entry bandit struck there also.

I'm thinking along those lines, however we need a CM or two to make it surprisingly OK. Isak as you say aside

Yeah i think he got a whack on his leg earlier, where their player got booked, it was an off the ball thing as a move developed.

Brilliant finish that.

I don't care how well Gordon did in the U21's thing, he's Andreas Andersson levels of not being a centre forward.

I don't do impressions, my area of expertise is sitting on my arse on a Saturday.

No we don't, it's Ashby doing the role.

I was with you there until you subbed Cunts for Super.

Stab him in the cock with a spoon.

Nope, you're not, see you tomorrow bud

Newcastle are tonight pushing ahead to agree a deal with RB Leipzig for Benjamin Sesko after being given encouragement the striker wants to join. It is not known what the Slovenian’s camp have communicated to Manchester United, who are also in the race to sign the 22-year-old, and sources have stressed that all outcomes are still possible. But Newcastle want to move quickly to agree terms with Leipzig, after the Bundesliga club sought to negotiate the structure of an offer totalling £70million over the weekend. Sesko is Newcastle’s top attacking target and there is a determination to accelerate a deal, especially after they were told on Monday he is willing to sign for the club. Man United’s interest remains - and it was thought last week that Old Trafford was his preferred destination - but unlike Newcastle, they did not table a formal offer over the weekend. The Magpies would like an outcome one way or the other over the next 24 hours, given their need to bring in a striker ahead of the season opener at Aston Villa a week on Saturday. Alexander Isak remains intent on a move to Liverpool, but the Premier League champions will only return with a new offer once Newcastle have the Swede’s replacement lined up.

That's a very good point, we're seeing the cheating happen before ours eyes, and everyone in media are in complete denial. It's mental, it's the easiest join the dots to dots in history.

Good luck, see you in the morning

Ratface being a rat as usual.

Our reaction to believe anything negative is mental, it's so funny to watch We're fucking crackers