Bimpy474

Colback is such a thick cunt.

This is shit.

I've never been this nervous.

This the one you mean ? http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/10523288/benitez-targets-promotion

Also, let's hope the fans don't urge us on too much. Well of course not, we don't want to put the players off by them trying too hard for us.

And that is what you call good management imo, Rafa throwing down the gauntlet to him because he sees leadership and good defender in him.

Best thing all round him going back to Marseille, he didn't want to come in the first place. I know a few have said he'd tear up the Championship, giving him a run will only help. All very true but his heart isn't in with us, he'll never produce for us because he simply doesn't really want to. He wanted to go home and has his wish. Good luck to him, a waste of money for us in the end.

He's just 22, he's nowhere near his peak or full potential as a CB. Under Rafa's guidance he could (it's a big could) be a top class defender.

I hope we run faster and jump higher than last time, and hope to fuck the Notting Hill Carnival isn't on. And you can fuck off too science.

I think it'll be : Sels Janmaat Lascelles Mbemba Dummett Anita Hayden Aarons Perez Ritchie Gayle Although i fear it'll be Colback over Anita.

As it happens he's the one i think Hanley will up against for a place in the side, which is fantastic really. Competition and challenge for places is always good.

Random

Hope they give him a go, would be like something out of a Terry Fuckwitt strip in the Viz. He'd cut his own head off the fuckwit

Are Portland Timbers the nutters who chainsaw a tree in half during the game

Hope our lunatic who thinks all mackems are pervs phones up, that would be fun.

Could someone stick a pork pie in Lowes gob ffs.

He holds you with how he talks, you want to listen, you want hear him speak. Only KK and Sir Bobby have ever done that for me. I used to take the utter piss out of Liverpool fans over their adulation for Rafa, while they're still sacks of stinking monkey shit, i can see why they held him in such high regard.

We did try that, Saylor turned it down as it was only a one year contract.

'He runs like a tortoise towing an elephant'

Matchweek 1 Hull 0 v 2 Leicester Burnley 2 v 1 Swansea Crystal Palace 0 v 0 West Brom Everton 1 v 1 Spurs Middlesbrough 2 v 2 Stoke Southampton 3 v 0 Watford Man City 4 v 0 Sunderland Bournemouth 1 v 2 Man Utd Arsenal 1 v 1 Liverpool Chelsea 2 v 0 West Ham Newcastle 3 v1 Huddersfield

He didn't start many, obviously because he's suspended for the first 4 games and Rafa was going with the starting line ups aimed toward Fulham. So not that much game time for him. Gayle only scored two i think and he played much more, doesn't mean much to be honest.

I also have faith in Rafa but he has in the past made mistakes in transfers, but show me a manager who hasn't....also. Djimi traore has a Champions League winners medal Rafa knows what he's doing.

It looks like Rafa has faith in young Sterry at left back and will use Dummet and Clark as cover Not really, Sterry has been at right back and to my knowledge not played left back once in pre season. Its been Anita or Jesus at left back if Dummet wasn't available. Rafa does seem to like Sterry but it looks like as Janmaats cover. Be nice to see the lad play quite a bit this season, hopefully.