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Hope they give him a go, would be like something out of a Terry Fuckwitt strip in the Viz. He'd cut his own head off the fuckwit

Are Portland Timbers the nutters who chainsaw a tree in half during the game

Hope our lunatic who thinks all mackems are pervs phones up, that would be fun.

Could someone stick a pork pie in Lowes gob ffs.

He holds you with how he talks, you want to listen, you want hear him speak. Only KK and Sir Bobby have ever done that for me. I used to take the utter piss out of Liverpool fans over their adulation for Rafa, while they're still sacks of stinking monkey shit, i can see why they held him in such high regard.

We did try that, Saylor turned it down as it was only a one year contract.

'He runs like a tortoise towing an elephant'

Matchweek 1 Hull 0 v 2 Leicester Burnley 2 v 1 Swansea Crystal Palace 0 v 0 West Brom Everton 1 v 1 Spurs Middlesbrough 2 v 2 Stoke Southampton 3 v 0 Watford Man City 4 v 0 Sunderland Bournemouth 1 v 2 Man Utd Arsenal 1 v 1 Liverpool Chelsea 2 v 0 West Ham Newcastle 3 v1 Huddersfield

He didn't start many, obviously because he's suspended for the first 4 games and Rafa was going with the starting line ups aimed toward Fulham. So not that much game time for him. Gayle only scored two i think and he played much more, doesn't mean much to be honest.

I also have faith in Rafa but he has in the past made mistakes in transfers, but show me a manager who hasn't....also. Djimi traore has a Champions League winners medal Rafa knows what he's doing.

It looks like Rafa has faith in young Sterry at left back and will use Dummet and Clark as cover Not really, Sterry has been at right back and to my knowledge not played left back once in pre season. Its been Anita or Jesus at left back if Dummet wasn't available. Rafa does seem to like Sterry but it looks like as Janmaats cover. Be nice to see the lad play quite a bit this season, hopefully.

Alternate weekend perv, brilliant.

He got a knock to, or went over on his ankle it looked like, seemed in quite a bit of pain. Miles Starforth Retweeted Ross Gregory ‏@rossgregory9 11h Janmaat limps out of training after being clattered by Tiote! Tiote, even in training

He got a knock to or went over on his ankle, chopped down by Tiote the mad bastard, seemed in quite a bit of pain.

We're assembling a squad, a squad with numbers with cover and everything, in multiple positions, signing players before we sell... Fuck it, don't believe any of it, must be off me nut.

In the championship probably not. We're going to be the big fish here so it's more likely the onus will be on us to break teams down who are sitting deep. I hope we're also looking to bring in someone with a bit of creativity in the middle. Leicester just won the top league without one, personally i'm sick of seeing DM/AM needed etc, why can't it just be a central midfielder who does the lot, like Leicesters two did.

Budd ?

Unlikely to have been in the Diame thread you massive Gimp.

Tobin at the training, hmm.

Mentions of £3m release clause, but that's not definite. £3m, get the fuck outta here £3m's becoming the new hundreds of billions in terms of notorious N-O numbers. If it does turn out to be the figure it's a mental one in todays mad money. We're still in profit on transfers as well i think

Mentions of £3m release clause, but that's not definite.

Ritchie, Hayden, Diame, the pursuit of Knockaert all players promoted and/or know how to get to the top of the Championship. Not exactly rocket surgery but good stuff.