Bimpy474

Front foot fast football

I think the Tyson one was, he said they had consensual sex, the lass said they didn't. Not really sure how DNA would prove it either way. Not looked in depth at it to be fair.

Dave Lee Travis ? Phil Taylor ? Mike Tyson (America i know) ? I'm sure there's more i can't remember.

So nutty

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I know, I know. Somehow managed to grab one at Chelsea so thinking the same here? Ever the optimist and all that..... I suppose it possible, be nice to score in two away games on the trot

It looks like that he's admitting everything bar getting sucked off and fingering the lass. Apparently it's down to his immaturity and not that he's a pervert who thought he could get his end away with gullible young fan.

Stannah stair lift?

Toys would go out the pram. The clubs and players would just ban Sky from interviews etc. Pathetic you can't call a cheat a cheat though.

I do like the fact Birtles speaks his mind, calls a player and idiot or a cheat straight up. Kind of like that honesty, shame it's from the grumpiest commentator ever

Valencia take the lead.

Spot the error http://i.imgur.com/1P3R9XD.png

6 for Valencia

Or he knew because Sir Bobby managed Barca, and Sir Bobby is still held is such regard there, in Spain like.

Firstly you must grow up as a Santon, then you can aspire to be a Phil Neville, then and only then can you progress to full Gary Neville. It's called 'Pardew system of aspiration'

3-0 Valencia.

He said he prefered another player (can't rememeber his name) as the other player was 'more of a man' It was Sagna.

He said he prefered another player (can't rememeber his name) as the other player was 'more of a man'

5. We're down.

http://i.imgur.com/p8pnnFB.png

Shauna Lowry made my balls tingle. What about Mrs Bimby? What IP said

Well...............................I've never been so insulted in all my life. That sounds really camp like.