HaydnNUFC

May not have a huge impact on results immediately but the prick getting jettisoned will only be a positive thing.

Course he will. Not a coward, though. Yeah. Grim 0-0 or 1-1 written all over this.

I don't know why people are so confident we'll pick up points with Miggy, ASM and Wilson. Our full strength team is shit due to Bruce's mismanagement We've been missing Wilson since we beat Southampton. I've been slagging off Jones' formation for a while now, but in the games where all 3 players have been fit and been playing since Jones has come in the record has been W2 D0 L1.

Had us staying up by a point on 38, Fulham level with us and Brighton going down on 37. But as I put Brighton to lose at Arsenal and us to draw at Fulham on the last day that means that we're in the bottom 3 when we kick off on the last day.

If we're in the bottom 3 before kick off and don't win the game v Brighton, we're gone. If our heads are still above the waterline by the time Wilson, ASM and Almirón come back we have a chance.

Bruce will play for another draw and probably get it. He's fucking terrified of losing games and just flat out refuses to go for wins without ASM, Wilson and Almirón.

The games are always utterly grim spectacles n'al.

Yes and no. Two poor teams, although Villa weren't interested. But both sides created next to fuck all.

His first goal at Spurs.

Class man management, just blame Gayle. What a rancid fat cunt.

His system is utter bollocks without the players for it. Whilst they're out, someone fucking change it.

Surely last time was more to do with Lamptey absolutely tearing us a new one. Carroll’s an absolute carthorse. I don’t rate Gayle but he’s the best of the evils. They play three centre-backs, seeing Carroll lumber about getting to the defender too late committing fouls will be painful. Play Murphy & Fraser out wide, they’ve got the energy to counter their wing-back system but also cause problems, use Gayle’s mobility up top. I do agree, but tbf I thought Carroll would've been useful tonight if he came on 25 minutes earlier with the amount of crosses we were putting in the box.

Aye, this tbh. I thought we were gone once we went 0-1 down. Still deflated af but not losing games (albeit not winning the fuckers ) is not the worst habit to get into. I do think we'll need an unexpected result from the rancid fixtures left now though. Arsenal, West Ham and Leicester do tend to have brain farts v sides they should be beating.

Did some okay things outside the box but once he gets anywhere near the final third he's fucking useless. Looks so unnatural as a footballer. Did well v Mings but nothing ever came from it, as he's absolutely wank.

Quiet 1st half and a good second, showed he's a really good footballer. Why things don't come off all the time is probably because he's lightyears ahead of our lot. Really like him.

The system is shit. This formation is shit. Crosses were going into their box all day yet Carroll didn't come on until after we went 0-1 down on 86 minutes. Murphy came on far too late too. Bruce is such a fucking cunt, and Jones is almost as culpable at this point.

I didn't even celebrate that. A point is a fucking garbage result. Villa didn't look interested.

This is the system Jones was lauded for tbf. Its bollocks. With these players it’s awful. Could work ok though Aye. But without those players fit this needs changing. Because its awful.

This is the system Jones was lauded for tbf. Its bollocks.

Also haven't won up here 11v11 since April 1989. Like our record v Leeds another thing for Bruce to ruin.

What results did you go for for us? I went for a very hopeful win v Villa, win v Sheff Utd and draws against Brighton, Burnley, West Ham and Fulham.

Chronicle have updated this. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-relegation-predictor-fulham-19866080 Have 15. Burnley, 42pts 16. Newcastle, 37pts 17. Brighton, 36pts 18. Fulham, 36pts 19. WBA, 24pts 20. Sheff Utd, 17pts It's gonna go to the last day.

What I believe is MOTD(?) footage of the win at Old Trafford. Wouldn't win there again until Cabaye smacked one in the bottom corner in 2013.

Pretty sure I thought we might win the League Cup when Diame scored against Hull. Same. Personally thought that we could've beaten any of the sides left in the competition at SJP had we gotten through. The Preston tie at home is the most dominant, complete Newcastle performance I've ever witnessed live. 2016/17 and 2017/18 have been two of my favourite seasons in spite of the tough runs we had particularly in the latter.

0-0 or 1-0 either way. Grim game. What a way to start your weekend.