HaydnNUFC

Keogh is utter shite. No idea why I'm watching this.

What an absolute cock end you sound like and what a ridiculous comment. Superfan? Is that a new one the Ashley Out lot have coined for people who still go? Seriously, are you 10? You can do better than that. So I know a few mackems. So what? I'm from Wallsend and there is one in my street who moved here to work on the yards. Wanting to change the club? He's been here 11 years man and not going anywhere soon. You should get yourself over to The Mag. You'll be well at home there.

Telling that disgusting forrin to shut up or get out. Brexit means Brexit.

Record breaking points haul that season, if I'm not mistaken. Yep. 11 points. Fat Wanker Sam gave them 4 of those 11.

Shameless. Couldn't "afford" £6m for Bryan a few days ago.

Retweets racist shite and Katie Hopkins. Says it all. What a wanker.

Or murdering him. Take one for the team.

Thought you went to find a forum with people living in the real world? I was literally going home and away when you were in nappies you silly sod Guess you didn't find it, then.

Thought you went to find a forum with people living in the real world?

What a sham. I know pre season games shouldn't matter and all but what the fuck man. It's beyond anger and into boredom.

Bantz

Where's Shelvey?

They've released ticket info via email for the first 3 home games. Nowt for Cardiff away yet I assume?

Aye. Should be thanking Lord Mike for rejecting various tempting and lucrative offers.

Everton "interested" according to Ed Aarons. CBA to hoy the tweet up so someone else do it pls.

Looks all professional, the groups at the bottom but then there's one called Shite Seats. Fully behind this though. Hopefully they can have even just a modicum of the same impact on NUFC as their namesake did.

There was definitely something said about it while the world cup was still going on, I do remember reading that. Was in the interview by Sky in Ireland training camp.

Genuine question; is there anywhere else that keeps non-locals as hooked? Feels like Newcastle is really unique for that, or I just don't pay enough attention to other regions. 3 trebles for a fiver.

Derby taking a leaf out of the Ashley led NUFC "be a cunt" book.

Short version: Ashley's a cunt. Longer version: He obviously is either banking on Rafa's ability as a manager for us to float around midtable for the season with no threat of relegation to bank another season's worth of TV money, or he wants to sell but for that we'd need someone like Staveley to come back in or Usmanov or any billionaire who wants a club and will call Ashley's bluff. Which is unlikely. Thus everyone will think everyone will think the former. Then it'll go tits up if Rafa leaves and an utter lickspittle clueless mong is brought in as manager who'll receive a windfall of circa £60m to spend.

Tickets went on sale last season for the opening day on the 26th July. It's likewise for lack of details on tickets for Cardiff. It's weird.