HaydnNUFC

We need this cunt. It'll be toxic on Wednesday if he isn't.

Shite. Embarrassing second half. For today I was in the "have a go" camp tbh, it's a cup match, nowt to lose. If we don't sign anyone and it starts to go wrong on Wednesday it'll get toxic in what is already a huge game.

Could you quote that again, please.

Absolutely nowt wrong with how we're set up, we just lack any quality whatsoever. This. Chelsea have been shite but they have quality (as seen in Pedro's ball for the first) to dig them our of ruts like this and win games when they play shit. Great example of how much of a cunt Ashley is.

Held to ransom ffs. Coming from the people demanding £350m for a football club that's undergone 10 years of neglection.

We'll beat these tomorrow, then lose on Wednesday.

No, not tomorrow.

It does. I was leaning towards being for it when it was talked about coming in, but this has been shite. Absolutely terrible.

What is this game man I thought it was going to be turgid shite.

Only 4 fucking minutes? You joking?

Aye.

Disallowed.

What the hell is this

Soccer Saturday saying before the game how that awful forrin muck Puel was an absolute disgrace for making so many changes, and that there could be a shock on the cards.

Peterborough getting bummed.

I've been excited as f*** since Rafa's came in, I've never wanted to miss a match for the past 18 months. First half of last season was just brilliant. Might've been Championship football but it was the most enthusiasm I've felt for the Toon since I've been a fan, albeit that's a short while compared to some of you lot. Before Rafa, I wasn't apathetic but I was a bit less arsed. Under McClaren especially. For Pardew you could just despise the man after the Reading home defeat or the end of 2012/13 completely, and Carver you could laugh at. McClaren was just an uninspiring, wet flannel.

Someone please get their dad off of the computer.

Few things I can remember from Saturday: Getting a bruise on the ribcage in the celebrations of our goal. Belting out in unison with the rest of the away section "You fat cockney b******, get out of our club". Trying to get the "Hey Alan Shearer" chant going. It didn't get going. Thank f*** for that. I was awfully pissed, don't berate.

Few things I can remember from Saturday: Getting a bruise on the ribcage in the celebrations of our goal. Belting out in unison with the rest of the away section "You fat cockney bastard, get out of our club". Trying to get the "Hey Alan Shearer" chant going. It didn't get going.

Either that or Millwall v Rochdale. Saw that, but in the unlikelyhood that we got through, I'd rather not have 4,000+ Millwall fans in the town causing bother.

Winners of MK Dons v Coventry.

Whilst Rafa's here Vlad, there's hope. That's how I'm seeing it anyway. It all hinges on him; the entire club's future.

Just like Joe Kinnear as "DoF". All these f***ing years and nothing's changed. People still aim their anger at him though, I know in the grand scheme of things whether you swear at Ashley or Charnley makes no difference, but its the mentality. Charnley's just doing his job for his wage. If he was told to spend a load of money he would do, the man doing the damage is above him and he's a master at getting others to take the abuse. I know. It was the same for JFK, pretend to try to sign players, stay on a cushy little wage and take all the shit away from Ashley for when the end of the window came and went with no new incomings; churn out the "we tried our very best but couldn't get the deals over the line" statement. It's so fucking predictable that you have to laugh. I can't be arsed getting riled up about it.

Just like Joe Kinnear as "DoF". All these fucking years and nothing's changed.