HaydnNUFC

1) Norwich (h) 2) Brighton (a) 3) McClaren doing the punditry before our first game of the season talking about us as if he had nothing whatsoever to do with our relegation

Nah, that ship has sailed I think. Barnsley asked for and got more tickets and have about 200 left on general sale.

Didn't that goal take a deflection? A massive one. (And yes Dave, this is an official video.)

Why is Ritchie vs Derby (h) an option in the poll?

Was going to give tonight's MNF a miss anyway.

Sherwood and Bellamy talking utter shit, who would've thought.

Pundits advocating cheating. Mint.

Ah well. At least we can all agree that they're cunts. Back on Good Friday, grown men acting like hooligans outside Tilley's, and from Westgate Road up to the ground swearing at bairns. Mongs.

With Leeds you can. I think time has done wonders for helping people to forget what c***s their fans are. Aye, encountered a load of them on the train after we drew with Birmingham in the cup and they'd been playing West Brom. Proper scummers. Actually one of them was alright and was apologising for the others. Derby were playing West Brom when we drew with Birmingham in the cup. Leeds were away at Cambridge on the Monday.

I can remember from him off the top of my head: "The sheer venom of it" - on Gouffran's shot that hit the bar against Brighton at home "OH THAT'S VENOMOUS" - on Gouffran's goal away at Derby "It was venomous" - on Hayden's goal at Cardiff

Dave's present to you?

More drinking time post match.

"They've still got to go to Villa and get something..."

True, but I just can't see it. In the words of Keegan, I would love it if it happened, love it.

That Flint and Bryan have been excellent here, like.

Two trophies, one at each stadium I imagine?

"You can tell Chris Hughton that we're still fighting for this title."

Finally down.

3-0.

Warnock doesn't give a shit

That's not true at all, you see penalties given for excessive shirt pulling quite a lot. The referees are just massively incompetent in this division. Ben Arfa away at QPR when we needed to win to stay up in 12/13 under Pardew comes to mind.

Incredibly boring. I'll take being boring all the time away from home if it means we win, Cardiff here for the taking.

f*** off has Colback proven he can play at the 'top level'.

Taylor