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This. He isn't earning his salary for his input into the football.

Touched by that. Remember him as a big art of Villa's success in the early 80s, then he just disappeared off my radar. Great positive attitude, wish him all the best. Just thinking about how he disappeared from my life for 35 years or so, makes me wish the same could have happened for Gassa.

To be fair, with his celebrity status he likely gets given gifts everywhere he goes. And he's likely never questioned any of them.

Think it's more to do with him getting over praised just to have a go at Joelinton. I've always liked Gayle, but he's struggled for goals and fitness since we got promoted. Should have just swapped him for Rondon.

I doubt they even bother considering it. Thy say what they're told to say.

Aye, although I'll feel happier when I see him playing for a proper club. Give over I would hope we finally are sold and he is complemented with other good players. Aye right. Dwight Gayle's baby will be retired before the cunt sells the club.

A point leaves us six points clear and we've loads of teams around us still to play. We're not going down. Defeat leaves us 5 points clear with an inferior GD., and 5 behind Southampton. It's only a week since we were safe because the gap was 7 points. There is every possibility we are going down.

Should be finding their own stories, anyway. Fucking sitting around waiting for the club to call with their press releases is anything but journalism.

My favourite vandalism back in the day. I’m sure Beardsley was behind it! You've changed it. It was definitely beach. Peach would have made some kind of sense.

Kathy Secker is a beach.

If the brand was Newcastle I wouldn't care.

Total bollocks. Rafa could have us exactly where we are, right now, and we'd know we were safe. Because Rafa's methods would have us finishing strong.

Doesn’t like football particularly IIRC so I’d not be so sure. Didn’t stop Owen from polluting our screens mind. Owen's a Cunt though. Could see Foster presenting something else, outside of football.

The bacon's in the fryer, did you say?

Good idea. Wouldn't want to Hodgkin it

Good ole Brucey. Bringing back the DNA that Rafa tried to genocide.

Straight out the Nobby Solano rulebook. Must be a Mexican thing.

2-1 to the brumwich.

I don't understand how these press conferences work, was the same when Pardew was here. Bruce/Pardew: Tell a massive lie Journos: Fair enough, lets move on Rafa uses tactics to set up the team to get a result against Man City: Gary Neville and co, "It's a disgrace to the Premier League and those fans from other clubs that wanted to be entertained over Newcastle getting a result to keep them up" Bruce plays the worst football in the league: Gary Neville and co, "He's done a good job up there. This seasons goal was always to stay up" The pundits are one of the main reasons I hate football. Zero integrity.

I'm confident nobody has had their tongue cut out, so they're probably still talking. Just not to each other, about a takeover.

It's like they turn up and expect us not to be shit. I'm fairly sure that repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting a diffent outcome, is the definition of insanity. Or superstition.

Aye. Thought he heard "bacon" but wasn't making the same mistake again. He's a smart cookie. COOKIES??

It happens every season. And we're just smug enough to think it doesn't involve us. Yet. Once we wake up it's a matter of whether Bruce can rally the troops. The only risk to our relegation is good fortune.

He'll be like a new £40 million signing.

They've also got ourselves, Norwich, Southampton and Burnley. 7-10 points a possibility. It's going to be tight, and no mistake.