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It's beautiful. Lardy arsed bacon fat shit 'n'all. Soon his tapeworm will be telling him how shite he is.

"There are 8 or 10 games in there" Has he turned into Lee Mack?

Shelvey, watching the short pass training like a puppy with his first TV.

I don’t really care what it’s for but If it was for boxing surely they’d have made it for the AJ Ruiz fight they sponsored They have also invested a in few UK groups this week. I think it will be more of a case of having so they have a visible presence in the western world and the media. Just like the planes, people are trying to put cubes in the triangle shaped holes. Well the rumoured purchase of NUFC has certainly helped create a visible presence.

Aye, and dodos are better than chickens.

Could have the unintended consequence of producing better-skilled players. Having to learn to trap the ball with your chest, foot, etc. Yeah. Just play 5 a side and develop technique.

Send everybody, on the deal, a VHS copy of 10 in a row with the option of extending. Anybody who takes up the offer of one more year gets a free VHS copy of the game vs Sunderland.

If you're in Bruce's shoes, you know you can't change the system! They're all too set in their ways cos Rafa. Including the new signings somehow. Rose, Bentaleb, St Max, Joelinton, Lazarro - half of the starting lineup at the weekend were signed since Rafa left. Aye, but they've all seen Rafa's interviews and it's led them to question Bruce's proven [to fail] methods.

Watford have got Palace Burnley Southampton and Norwich, in the next 7/8 weeks. Could easily see them getting 7-10 points. Could equally see them getting nowt, mind.

Joelington will crack his hip against the corner of a shelf in tescos, putting him out of the last game. Forcing Bruce to pick Sorensen, who will score the winner, and Bruce will be all "I've been dying to give him a chance and I just thought this was the game for him".

Get beat. Brighton beat Palace Bournemouth beat Chelsea West Ham beat Southampton Watford nick a draw.

Erm, Yeah.

Fuckin' 'ell. We're still in the cup. Completely slipped my mind. Imagine if we get to the final and get relegated. Mixed emotions for Ashley, ego satisfied that he was right all along, but finances taking a hit.

Yup. He was told he'd be getting a £40M striker and he rubbed his hands with glee. It's taken him 7/8 months of working with him, every day, in training to come to the realisation he lacks the instinct of a striker. Posts like this never cease to amaze me. If you spent 3 years watching Rafa Benitez and didn't conclude how important coaching is then I don't know what to say. The lad is new to a country, very young and working for a man whose eyes only light up at the sound of a bacon sandwich. I'd imagine he doesn't know what day of the week it is nevermind where the goal is. What the fuck are you on about? I was basically pointing out that Bruce's coaching is shit. Ineffective. Pointless. I wasn't having a dig at the player. perhaps i misread the meaning of your post but it read like the shite bruce himself spews out - joelinton "doesn't have the instinct" so that's that then, no point in bothering to fucking do anything my meaning was the useless cunt should be doing his job and getting more out of the clubs record signing, not acting like it's a fait accompli he can't influence It was inspired by a quote from the great man himself, given 7/8 months after watching him train every day.

Yup. He was told he'd be getting a £40M striker and he rubbed his hands with glee. It's taken him 7/8 months of working with him, every day, in training to come to the realisation he lacks the instinct of a striker. Posts like this never cease to amaze me. If you spent 3 years watching Rafa Benitez and didn't conclude how important coaching is then I don't know what to say. The lad is new to a country, very young and working for a man whose eyes only light up at the sound of a bacon sandwich. I'd imagine he doesn't know what day of the week it is nevermind where the goal is. What the fuck are you on about? I was basically pointing out that Bruce's coaching is shit. Ineffective. Pointless. I wasn't having a dig at the player.

Do we know the origins of that relationship, though? Maybe she was tasked by Ashley to convince Rafa it was worth staying, because the club was about to be bought.

Yup. He was told he'd be getting a £40M striker and he rubbed his hands with glee. It's taken him 7/8 months of working with him, every day, in training to come to the realisation he lacks the instinct of a striker.

Almiron is international class, just shit under Bruce. It is literally impossible to really know how good any of our players are currently. Every single player thread after each game is full of comments saying how shite all our players are. Makes me laugh so much. No one is playing well and no one looks up to it. It's absolutely crazy. We an certainly remember how some of them performed under Rafa. Gets on my tits when people whinge about players being shit, when the difference is so blatantly obvious.

Have you not seen it?

Please explain why?? read the rest of the hacks : ) So he's more trustworthy because he hasn't said anything? Well, nothing since he said he wouldn't say anything because it would spoil it. If you trust him then you shouldn't be alarmed when things take time. It obviously takes two fucking years to even get close, and hat's with the press respecting Ashley's wishes that it is kept secret.

32 hours without a PL goal- according to MOTD.

Please explain why??

He'd put a triple whopper in the middle, and get all confused when it falls off the end of each slice.

Ah, the classic PFM ‘work harder’ solution. Brilliant. " Righto lads first one to Pizzeria Italia gets mine for me" ...

The constant online confrontations really aren't worth being a NE journalist. They must make what, $35k at the most? Id rather be a sparky. The problem isn't the confrontations, it's that he's wrong. If he was right, he would be telling us about it 4 times a day never mind 4 times a week. If you're a sparky, you would be expected to know your stuff about electrics. 35k still 35k too much if you are a football journalist publishing horseshit. We've fitted an electric oven with 1mm twin core, and because the house hasn''t burned down it was obviously the right decision. "What the fuck have people been doing, wasting 2.5mm all these years?"