BergenMagpie

That Mauriss story was so inevitable. He was probably a sound bloke who enjoyed his wealth and giving loads to charity anonymously. Once Luke Edwards started writing about him he was bound to turn to a creep because everything Edwards touches turns to shit

Giving them the benefit of the doubt in thinking they are supposed to be that quirky for the laughs, kinda like an ugly christmas sweather / the Joelinton hawaii shirt

This ref is so shit

Was just about to post this. Had he finished like this all season hed be our top scorer

What a goal!

Think thats different as he is Ukrainian. Shaktar is pissed as theyre kinda fucked now with all their foreign players, but not sure what type of compentation they are getting

Is Tetê going there on a free? Didnt understand the deal with foreign players in Ukraine

Arsenal is 5,1 to win (on unibet)? Edit: seeing the lineups thats probably fair

Wouldve been awesome if we went big for Maddison or Diaby now and told Gordon to fuck off as we only played him for his beef with Trippier

Handball

GTFI!!!

Desperately need a change or two now

What a game for him. First he gets the full rage of Nathan Jones for no reason other than Jones wanting to steal 10 meters for their throw in. Looks sad all game then gets knocked out by Pope

If thats a foul we shouldve had a pen earlier. Both got the ball + man

VAR not checking it???

Olise man..

Model professional. You could see how much he wanted it to work her, but sadly it didnt. Good timing to cut our losses. Have this irrational fear that we will go on a draw/losing streak without him though, and if that happens Ill blame his haters from the discussion in the transfer thread the other day for undervaluing his spiritual impact

Great game this

Im from Norway and I didnt really have anyone in my family who was into english football, so no influence there. Like 60-70% of the kids my age I was into Man Utd in the early school years because of OGS. When I got FIFA 2004 I played a season with almost every club and I really enjoyed playing with NUFC. We had to write a self-biography in 7th grade and I included a page about NUFC. In 9th grade I had a work-week at the cinema and I didnt really have much to do so I watched a lot of movies. I saw Goal! there which helped my interest as it was basically the first time I saw any real footage of the players/SJP. Then I stopped playing football games for a few years until I started playing FM(09) where I created a save with NUFC. As it was the first time I played FM I googled around for some tips for a NUFC save and I found and signed up for the norwegian discussion board. About a week later (as my dad had finally gotten a pirate TV box) I saw what must have been only my 2nd or 3rd PL game, which was Pompey 0 - 3 NUFC. Went balls deep in anything NUFC after that and begged my mom for a kit, which I still wore proudly at high school the day after we were relegated a few months later

Still not a single journalist writing an article on Chelsea and FFP? They were on the FFP watchlist after the summer window ffs

Was the same with the 3-0 hand gesture he did. He has no idea what these things means, just hoping it will cause him to not sit alone on the bus home for once

If someone told me two years ago that someday I'd get a semi watching Dan Burn and Joelinton overlapping each other on the left wing, I'd probably stop watching football all together in fear of being brainwashed by MA and Bruce

Shouldve been his 2nd yellow. Ref has been total shit at protecting the players

GTFI!