BergenMagpie

How many of the U21s joined the Austria trip?

Hope we goes for him, looks class. Would save us a lot of money for other positions too

Maybe we didnt even want to sign Ekitike. We just wanted to fly him in and tell everyone we had to evacuate the medical in fear of his knees exploding and that noone should even consider signing him even on FIFA (as a petty revenge for him rejecting us ofc) Liverpool taking it all too seriously again

Well whatever they are paying topspur will be less than FMV for us given our appeal in SA?

He wont care. He'll earn 100k a week doing long throws the park with his dad for the next 6 years

Not sure what our budget is, but if its either Eki or Trafford+Scalvini the latter option might be better

Remember the reports that some of the PL clubs executives gave Yasir the cold shoulder when he went to the first meeting. Pretty sure liverpool's must've been amongst them so no chance he sanctions a sale to them cunts. Hope he's raging right now thinking about ways we can stop playing nice when it comes to PSR

Know nothing about him, but seems like he broke the story 4 hours before everyone else?

Just pay what they want for Ekitike, Scalvini, Trafford and Gallagher. Give Isak a new shiny contract. Establish a sister company called Bank of Newcastle United and buy enough shares for it to have 1bn+ in capital to play with then use the revenues for PSR purposes

Puma are so shit at making kits they have to pay over the top

Always wanted one of our players to be represented in the ‘players who sounds like Pokémon thread’

That must be tempting for Arteta

Thought it was Sammy Ameobi when I saw the tweet We've come a long way paying so much to snatch a star player off a "rival" like this, so must feel for the Forest fans. Trafford and a RCB in and we can focus on just getting talents in and relacing any purple that we sell

Asked chat GPT and La Bamba is the top recommendation

Arnaud Kalimuendo or ill start a one-man riot

Class that

Shame as he could cover a lot of positions and give us options, but he fails the no-dickheads test so Chelsea should suit him

Why are they wearing those pants? Makes it look awful

liverpool are great sellers so they obviously value players highly. What price would they get for Isak this/next summer if he was theirs to sell? We shouldn’t entertain anything less as a starting point from them pricks. Complete non-story unless he hands in a transfer request

Been impressed with his defensive contributions the (few) times I’ve seen him. Also seems to have the talent Howe could cook with. Think he’d turn into a Gordon equivalent on RW for us

As been said - they would always reject the first bid Looks like he’s «only» on 25k per week so it might even be a case of Forest wanting him to hand in a transfer request so they won’t have to pay his loyalty bonus + bump up the price with a few million in the process

Starting to think he’ll go to a Saudi club on a free next summer

Taking one of our homegrown slots

Idk, he's a "top 6" fluffer. He probably agreed to sell Guehi to one of them last summer and to just string us along / talk shit about us in public. Totally fine with us not getting Guehi. Kinda short for a CB, too religious to wear the rainbow colors and scores own goals for fun

Was waiting for this guy to show up for Tottenham