SuperFlat

The mob mentality of twitter is super odd, as well. Absolutely swarming over anyone seemingly involved, begging them for updates/more information.

Chancers, man. Have to be.

Tissues n tadpoles for me too.

He’ll have been told this by the club, like. Other outlets reporting the same word for word. This is how journalism works.

Rafa leaving.

How to go from a sure thing, to more Ashley bullshit, in the space of one tweet.

It’s got people scrambling, like. Surely not.

Desperate not to share this mindset.

God knows how anyone can persist with investing themselves in following this cliche bingo bullshit, like.

Generally, aye?

Sign Bolasie?

Aye.

Genuinely moved by that last night, like. Easily the most visually impressive fan contribution I've ever seen at a football match. Couldn't have felt prouder to have contributed and have my name on it. A massive well done and, more importantly, thank you to all involved.

It’s a really smart kit. I like that Barcelona play fast and loose with their strip style, too.

He was cool as fuck about 10 years ago. Didn't move with the times.

Those cancelling their direct debits should be aware that my final payment wasn't until February, so it's best to cancel directly with the club. They've confirmed this morning that the ticket will be cancelled once the February payment has been taken.

Would have had my ticket 20 years next season, but jacked it in yesterday. Felt sad about it for all of five minutes, but feel great today. I urge anyone on the fence to get it done.

I don't think they a communications policy, mind.

That, and him wanting about £800k a day in China.

Just missing a mention of 'Bishop'.

Bit lairy for this time in the morning in here, isn't it?

That’s not my name?

In fairness, don’t think there’ll be another club with such a difficult start.

Our mid got absolutely ran through today. So bad. Man I miss Merino. Someone who couldn’t wait to get away from here isn’t really going to be the answer, are they?