SuperFlat

They also point towards us being tight cunts, really.

Well this is a fucking terrible idea.

Ze Luis, from Spartak, who amazingly isn't Brazillian, also linked.

Slimani already injured.

Slimani or bust.

We probably only realised he was still here yesterday, to be fair.

I have a deep loathing for the word ‘baulk’.

Saivet is in Turkey. This isn’t happening.

I’d rather hang on to the tiny thread of hope that he miraculously keeps us up and we do get taken over. That’s preferable to me over the club sinking like a stone.

Why, man? How do we benefit from that?! Keep seeing this.

The only ones who can’t see what’s coming, are the ones who can do absolutely anything about it. Peak Newcastle, man.

Didn’t know Bishop spoke Spanish, mind. His influence is truly global.

It’s in Spanish, man. (900 follower account)

As much as we’re utter dolts, I genuinely can’t see this.

Good grief.

Why am I still sat refreshing Twitter?! Fucking addicted to absolute despair.

Why would Leicester let him leave when they've already shifted Ulloa on loan?

He's allowed to have his reasons, man. He wasn't obliged to join us because we think the world of our manager, you know.

We gave McClaren £30m to get out of the shit, and we’re going to give Rafa nowt. Fucking lunacy, man.

What a competitive and thrilling game this has been.

Headline is a bit naughty, really. The article states that the bid is ‘not yet taken seriously’, which obviously isn't the same as not taking the club seriously.

Don’t actually think this happened. It’s a very brief mention in their story about Jorgensen.

We’re going to be scrabbling round all week, like. This won’t be the last striker linked.

Get your formations out, lads.

Right. 6’3, so I’m guessing not particularly quick or mobile.