SuperFlat

Conte has given up. Hasn’t wanted to be there for a good while now.

I’d have thought the laughing emoji was a giveaway mind.

Score loads of goals, please. Oh, and don’t get injured.

Aye. What I was about to type.

Definition of a shithouse. Played well, mind.

Really? This going to be a thing?

Feels relatively novel to be quite calm at this stage of deadline day. The window has by no means been a success, but at least we know we're not anxiously waiting on anything. Feel like I can go watch us lose in relative comfort now.

Feels relatively novel to be quite calm at this stage of deadline day. The window has by no means been a success, but at least we know we're not anxiously waiting on anything. Feel like I can go watch us lose in relative comfort now.

Red inj or orange inj?

They also point towards us being tight cunts, really.

Well this is a fucking terrible idea.

Ze Luis, from Spartak, who amazingly isn't Brazillian, also linked.

Slimani already injured.

Slimani or bust.

We probably only realised he was still here yesterday, to be fair.

I have a deep loathing for the word ‘baulk’.

Saivet is in Turkey. This isn’t happening.

I’d rather hang on to the tiny thread of hope that he miraculously keeps us up and we do get taken over. That’s preferable to me over the club sinking like a stone.

Why, man? How do we benefit from that?! Keep seeing this.

The only ones who can’t see what’s coming, are the ones who can do absolutely anything about it. Peak Newcastle, man.

Didn’t know Bishop spoke Spanish, mind. His influence is truly global.

It’s in Spanish, man. (900 follower account)

As much as we’re utter dolts, I genuinely can’t see this.

Good grief.

Why am I still sat refreshing Twitter?! Fucking addicted to absolute despair.