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Exactly.

Aye, fucking yank's man.

"Is it a bird, is it a plane... NO, it's Supernonce!"

Just stop it man, they're dead already.

Prefer "You weren't singing anyway". The few times I've heard it.

Him and his agent would have thought they'd won the lottery when he signed for Newcastle (he was a massive overpay at £63m according to most). Admittedly after a couple of years here he looks class and worth the price quoted to Liverpool and wages in line with that but, Howay Alex man, what the fuck are you doing.

Having to be is what is wrong with football.

That article 17 carry on man, as if that wouldn't have already have been done if it was a thing. The other half of the requirements would be crushed beyond all recognition due to gargantuan sub-terranean pressure... or summat.

I'm thinking that at this point the best scenario is a freak geological incident where Liverpool detaches from the mainland, hooks a left round Ireland and is subsumed into the Mid Atlantic Ridge. (I realise this would take a whole reversal of the process but I'm willing to accept that). Oh and I've always thought Mike's a proper canny lad by the way.

Full on, "Charge". (Preferably not like The Light brigade)

If you’re fucking up Skelmersdale in the first wave I’m up for it.

Don't get me wrong Thomas, I'd rather he was interred in a big tin of Surströmming but I cant see anyway we can let him go as things stand.

Sorry mate but I don't think " I will never play for the club again" has much clout when he realises he can't play for anyone else either, again I personally think he'll relent at some point when it sinks in. I'm not sure but I think a transfer request means his agent gets nowt which is unlikely since Isak appears to be his cash cow or whatever, fuck him anyway. Loads of cash for a "deal done extremely lately" is no good to us at all.

Agreed about the trust issues but I do think they can/have to be overcome, personally can't see any other outcome at the moment. Don't believe Isak said anything of the sort 2 weeks before seasons end.

Gerrard, Rooney, Tevez etc.

Wish you’d get off the fence Paully. 😁

No foundation unfortunately, unless "close" means "sometime in the future".

No idea mate, wouldn’t use either personally but you know… jokes. 🤷‍♂️

After all the pasta puns, it’s nice to see we are getting back to basics here.😁

🤣 Can’t wait mate.

Of course it can, it’s a space elevator ffs. 🤦‍♂️ (Sorry, getting a bit tense over here.)

He'd look like a plate of your culinary delights if those three went to town on him.

A game and I'll let him off.

You going round with chocolates or a pitchfork?

I think it was @Minhosa who said his car was still on the drive of his house just today.