Doc

There is… there’s only me in it like.

Don’t be daft mate, it’s a great place stick around.

The trial has been moved to Clanton, sure that’ll be of some comfort. 😄

Was that the stuff about Mike?

burned himself.

Fucking he’ll. 😮

What flavour you having while your waiting for the summons @Rich?

I’m having salty.

Hoppy. 🤮

Not since this fella.

@Mike

Makem's getting fucked off seagulls instead of the reverse makes a pleasant change.

But surely the Who's would mean he didn't know who his father was indicating that he was a Bastard and How's just enquiring about his father's health.

Who's, shirley?

No, the blockheads were from Hexham, as usual.

Ian dury?

aye.

Sounds like one of your cathode ray rubes has gone mate.

Localised nuclear accident?

Fuck that fucking rat faced bastard.

Canny pleased with myself that I haven't read any of this.

10 gallon Stetson.

Aidsenal.

Emphasis on the "member" with this one I think.

Worse than a Corby trouser.