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Didn't remember myself but Google says it was 80p in the Gallowgate for my first game.

He did say he'd been keeping out of your way when he came in to see me about his galloping knobrot and cocaine addiction like.

Well I mean... he is "Andycap" to be fair. @joeyt ffs!

"I've had your bloody arm off,"

I heard his backbone fell out.

Just some labia minora damage apparently.

Doesn't need to be life threatening, I mean if his feet just fell off he'd be fine.

Fractured clitoris and a labia minora rupture I heard... the utter cunt.

No but I did get the joint I was after.

Yesterday in ASDA.

Got a semi on.

"Never before in the field of sporting conflict has so much shit been lost by so many over so little." Churchill. Admittedly it isn't one of his better ones.

Same here for my interactions with them.

Makes you think.

You just need a tattoo of the crest over your heart and the realisation/acceptance that there really are no other clubs worthy of consideration and you'll be fine mate.

I've always found them sound if a little behind the times, white socks with everything, I mean it's ok if it's 1981 but not 2002...admittedly it's a while since I've been like.

Bong van der Gone?

Every accusation is a confession.

Either is fine by me.

Nah, fuck him, hope he breaks his foot kicking a Dan Bollard in the first minute then Liverpool tonk them 8-0 myself.

Jordan Pickford, Jordan Pickford four past England's number one, four past England's number one etc.

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