Doc

Just brush up on your English thomas, you'll get over it.

That'd be canny, with Howe straight back in to avoid the dreaded MoM curse.

Yeah @thomas, of course it's the microplastics.

Did he have your shoes on @Beren?

Team full of them marra, that's why they're doing so well.

Gerrin, the feckin bellend.

Gan on Mike.

Aye, then buffers with Burn mid flight.

Sorry if I've missed it but is match cam up yet?

Don't know how many times I've heard that story and it still makes me laugh.

Cheers Mr Hog. Great read!

Can someone who knows how to do 12 foot wall or whatever re post this for technophobes please.

Haven’t had/worn a club shirt since NTL were sponsors but I’d have one of those like. 😍

I'd put money on it that even Look at Jeff Woad doesn't.

I was a benefactor of this kind of thing for years mate, LFEE would be on speed dial for me if I’d known him and he’s absolutely right that it was a help atmosphere wise. Haven't been for an age now but would have gladly taken a last minute ticket for Burnley (no disrespect to Burnley) away and struggle speaking till Tuesday back then, can’t get a sniff now, stopped trying to be honest.

“Straight red, no doubt about it for me Jeff.”

You need to get yourself round there with a shovel in one of your Hi-vis jackets mate. 😁

😁. Nailed it.

Exactly that! Where did it all go wrong? To Sima btw.

Wew, keenly anticipating Rod's response once he's finished his glass of red.

I feckin HATE the way it's sang now. Me and my brother tried to get the right version going all the time. (got a "canny duet in the east stand once "). Also hate that the "you" has now been dropped from "We love YOU Newcastle, we do, etc", it's just not right man.

More like painted himself into a hole if you ask me like.