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No idea mate but that’s quite a specific dream if so. 😁

There’s a recyclable banner there, just paint over the G and the E. @Heron

Frequent niggly injuries but shite when he plays would do like.

OK, I've changed my mind, hope he dies in s freak yachting accident where he's relegated to the left wing to accommodate the far better Ekitike and a small boat lands on him inflicting serious injury (not life threatening or owt you know, I'm not sadistic), just a slight limp or summat so he can look back and wonder what could have been...if he hadn't been a cunt.

At this point it's not, it's clear the bloke is a total wanker. I don't wish him injury but I hope he flops harder than Dick Fosbury

Gotta tell you Vinny, this is purely on name only and I'm fully expecting an explanation as to how he's the worst thing since the plague.

Ban Ki-moon for me like.

Here comes the hot striker (Woltemade) He didn't grow up in Byker (Woltemade) He's fucking better than I-Sick (Woltemade) He' gonna get us a hat-trick (Woltemade)

I actually opened that and saw Michael Owen, cheers mate, kids are crying.

Aye, you say that now.

A stringer?

Looks canny. 👍

And that would be absolutely fine by e. 👍

He'll always be at the level of primordial scum to me, him and scaffolders.

Gordon turned him into a round turn and two half hitches iirc.

She didn’t rate me very highly like. 🤷‍♂️

Don't bother mate, he spent the next 12 minutes talking about he doesn't like MagPar.

Ok mate, each to their own but I did say I disagree with both. 🤷‍♂️

😁. For the record, I 100% disagree with both players stances fwiw. It is slightly different though, Wissa is 29 yo and unlikely to have a better, or any chance of playing Cl football and is on (Capology £25000) a week could treble his wages for his last few years playing for, let’s face it the “biggest” club he’s ever going to. Isak is already at a CL club and won a trophy at Wembley against the very club he went on strike to go to, “Isak only wants Liverpool”, he’ll be twerking for Barca or Real in a couple of years if he does well. We’ll see how the scousers take it then. 😁 But they know that anyway. 🤷‍♂️

As of this moment I’m done with the cunt and won’t be back in this thread, it hopefully dies of natural causes.

I'm Villa till half time, etc.

Aston Villa v Crystal Wanderers?

A blank sheet of paper is not very interesting to be fair.

“And the first creature to ever set foot on land… I’m about that far away at the minute, sure my clocks going backwards ffs!