Vivian Darkbloom

Falling in love with my club all over again.

Amanda Staveley. I'd splash out on her.

Keith Downie, talking to Sky, also reckons Rafa's people were involved in this takeover.

I wonder which way the red tops will go with the King Salman takeover... Allahu Rafbah Sunni days Amanda IS in toon!

We're the worst team in the league. Wouldn't bet on us to beat anyone at the moment. Need four solid PL players in January.

Thought he was driving at first, hopes were up for a drink driving charge/crashing his car on the way home. Then I remembered that you guys drive on the other side of the road. It's British tradition to bum each whilst leaning against the left side of a parked vehicle. That's why we drive on the left.

The photos of him sitting in the passenger seat of that big car made me dream of him getting Tupac-ed.

I honestly don't think Mike realises it's shit or bust.

;D

Stop trying to worm your way in on someone else's invention claim

Greg, I can't give you specifics. I've had a lot of accounts on a lot of platforms, going right back to that time when everyone got the internet. I used it a few times and then started seeing it bandied about willy-nilly,

Why is it so hard to believe I coined the term 'managerial merry-go-round'? If I was going to lie about having invented something, I'd say heart bypass operations or the sharpshooter. I feel like Richard Lewis when nobody would believe he invented the phrase "_____ from hell". Sod the lot of you!

I doubt Mike handles any of his business delicately.

No idea. At the very least though, I independently invented it. Like how the Egyptians and the Chinese both invented paper.

I coined the term 'managerial merry-go-round'. I used it on a few different forums and whatnot before it was in common use and then I presume it got picked up. To be honest though, it's not even a particularly accurate metaphor.

Slow, permanently angry and not even that good at dead balls. Never understood his popularity.

I'm not defending fat Mike, but we haven't half spent some money on shite.

Bit of a colour clash, innit?

Legs of a 40 year old. His perma-scowl gets on my areolas too.

Indeed. Rafa has a history of signing dodgy players.

I hope Amanda was at the spa today.

I once saw this Australian film about a lorry that takes over your brain when you try to drive it. At the start, a man is seen running aross the outback landscape as he shouts to warn some people not to get in the haunted vehicle. But the people don't heed his warning. They just flick him the Vs and drive off in their new lorry. After a promising few opening miles the group are feeling pretty pumped, but then, you guessed it, the lorry starts controlling their minds and it makes them do loads of mental shit, like putting 11 men behind the ball when you're 1-0 down and headbutting David Meyler. Near the end of the film, with their minds free once again and their whacky escapades behind them, the group escape the vehicle, only to see someone else trying to get in it. They shout to warn him, but it's too late. The new driver flicks them the Vs and drives off in his new lorry. I think it's called Roadkill or something

Is anyone else worried that we'll sing "get your tits out" and she'll get angry?

If she's filled the fridge up it might just work

Tacky? Could be Mike leaving town.