MagMal

What's the baking lawyer up to?, any chance of cross referencing a picture of a sticky bun and an Ando teaser post and finding out Pep is on his way??

Look forward to super Steve "Alf Ramsay" Bruce been installed next week with the full backing of every ex player and manager in the media.

How about Xavi as the surprise name, no idea if he is any good as a manager but a former big name player that might interest the new owners and would be a bit left field.

He's the fucker who keeps giving them new contacts!

I hope the guy who got carried off is OK but you can guarantee Bruce and his mates will use it as a ready made excuse, disrupted the flow of the game etc etc, sack the fat waste of space tonight

I am honestly worried that the fat cabbage is going to have a heart attack in the dugout today, the pressure of the whole match, fans against him etc and his horrendous physical condition has me worried. Obviously I don't want to see the bloke die just fuck off somewhere, imagine the PFM martar he would become if he did go pop, we would never hear the end of it and it would all be the nasty fans fault.

Man utd have always been a buying club, from Cantona to pallister to veron and Cole, all big transfers with money behind them, they hate to be reminded of it as they get blinded by fergie bringing the kids through but they have always spent bigger than anyone else

I would love it if 6 months after this all sorted some naughty boy or girl hacked the CAT case and released all the PL's dodgy shit

Daft thought but this is the optimistic thread, PSG sack the German fella and then approach Pochettino because they know the takeover is nearly complete and know we want him, one last dig at the Saudi's??? ????

If the PL is blocking this despite the government telling them to get it done, then I hope the government tell them no fans all season due to covid. It's not like anyone would want to watch king bacon's hoofball but it would piss off the rest of the clubs and force the PL to hand more money back to the TV companies and further devalue their brand.

Think outside the box, he is just the dickhead we need in charge to sink Ashley's investment and get us relegated next season, i hate the fat bacon eater but he is perfectly placed for operation "burn it to the ground" next season Prediction: Bruce replaced by Allardyce in December. That would be nice. Eurgh, no thanks, he is even worse than bacon head, but it would be funny to see him relegated

can't wait, it is going to be funny as fuck watching all Bruce's pals in the media try and spin the shit show we are going to see next season, i doubt we will get out of the bottom 6 all season and will be relegated long before the end of the season

Think outside the box, he is just the dickhead we need in charge to sink Ashley's investment and get us relegated next season, i hate the fat bacon eater but he is perfectly placed for operation "burn it to the ground" next season

We'll come back in another 6-12 months time! Let's hope the next billionaire she taps up doesn't like chopping up journalists, that Jeff Bozo fella from amazon has got cash to burn!

The only way forward is relegation and a few years in the championship, hopefully we get a new owner and build from there, either that or the rest of the clubs outside the top six give the football league a call and set up a championship +1 league to get away from the corruption, which is never going to happen.

What I want to know is, has sammy the steward reported back in yet?

If this did fall through, which I don't think it will, it would prove that the Premier League is a closed shop and the league and the clubs are genuinely afraid of a powerful NUFC.

If it's not the beheading of Bruce.. I bet the fat gimp is crying into his kebab tonight

First order of business for the new owners........... A '80's retro style silver away kit!

The players didn't need to take a cut, yes they get paid too much, but the whole situation was created by wankers like levy and Ashley put none playing staff on furlough when the clubs could easily have paid them. Just another example of how detached football is from reality and how they think no one will question their actions.

Can’t wait for the post match comments, a good point, always hard against 10 men etc etc

They really are taking the piss now, can’t even be arsed to wait until the next transfer window before starting more crap. I bet fat Mike is sat at home laughing his cock off

I would love it if Forrest came back up, always had a soft spot for them after growing up in the ‘80’s

A distinct lack of leaders from the board room down to the pitch, for me the change is lascelles since Rafa left is the biggest indication of the poor coaching and leadership. He isn’t the best player in the world but under Rafa would driver the team on but under Bruce he is anonymous

I can’t wait to hear what Bruce and his fan club in the media come out with after this. If those Saudi lads are watching they would be better off buying Oxford ?