shakey jake

What do we want at the weekend? The king to win his first game (Keep palace down there) A draw or a Palace win so we can laugh?

Why was pep going apeshit at Redmond at the end?

west ham are absolutely shocking, surely this is at least one team we're finishing above

That's definitely a pen like, what is savage on about

"The most important fact is to win games," he said. "That's the bottom line. Tony does that very well, but he does it in a different manner to me. "My best teams, and I can only talk about myself, play on the front foot and try and put teams under pressure and they sometimes get a bloody nose in doing that" Am I fucking reading that right

Started off a bit rusty v swansea, but i thought he ended up having a really solid game on the whole

This, keep him in and bring in mitro and aarons for chelsea

Yep, some lovely touches between them hell we were even good to watch for the last 15 mins or so

Thought Aarons was pretty good when he came on

Pleased with a point after that hideous first half. I'd say the team that finished could just be our best side (apart from Lascelles) and should start at the weekend

Fast, thats about it

We are absolutely fucking shite, rafa can fuck right off starting joselu again, asif the other two wouldn't show more. Fucking pardewesque this bullshit

There's a Wetherspoons about 5 mins walk from the station. We went there last season when we played Birmingham and it was pretty good. West Brom were playing Arsenal on the same day and there were a few West Brom fans in and it was a canny atmosphere. square peg i think its called

Iborra wears 21

Brighton and Huddersfield are comfortably better than us like

Thats absolutely fucking horrific like

matt ritchie is a cunt

he's just soft as shit, pathetic attempts time and time again, can't seem to kick a ball properly. Fucking crap signing would rather seen Daryl Murphy play

only in the first half mind, he hardly touched the ball in the second

Exactly, and we were all wrong

He’s not perfect but we are a much better side with this guy in. One of the first names on the team sheet for me

WBA with a good result today there’s every chance they’ll beat us and the Chelsea game is a write off. So probably 6 losses on the spin. We’re fucking shite

Gray just taking the piss out of joselu with that attempt

We have completely undone our good start with these turgid pardewesque performances, Raging. Am going to get slaughtered tonight

Crap all round