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Ismail Jakobs

It’s not like anyone needs a fuck off sign to remind you who plays there. Like having a tattoo with your own name on.

Another absolute stinker of a human during his time here. I could recount a “coming together” with him and a pal of mine, highlighting his cuntishness perfectly.

Dyer was a self-entitled prick. Remember photos of his Bentley in disabled parking bays at cinemas etc. Brambles greatest game at stJames’ was without doubt the 5under1and game.

I know it shouldn’t but there’s a creeping element of frustration for me around this window. Need to keep reminding myself this is the new nufc and trust the new management team to do be doing things right.

Airport bar. Those are the eyes of a man who has made a massive mistake. Expect a serous thumb injury in pre-season.

There was some research showing them to be the fattest fans in football. And their town having one of the the highest obese rates in the country. The gravy jibe is yet another one of their comfort blankets

Is their ground fully open now or still bungalowed ?

You’re in for a rough time with that username if you join a sunderland forum.

We took a pummelling in the football shirt league today: “#980 In the galleries. 2-1 Sunderland so far. Both SAFC worn by a child. NUFC worn by a man looking in his fifties.”

The new club coaching structure have proved in a very short time they know what they’re doing. If he comes he’ll be a successful addition to the squad with the role he’ll be trained to undertake.

Ploating down is also a term for heavy rain.

Anastasios Douvikas Would make a canny back-up to Wilson. Must be cheap if the Glasgow clubs are after him.

Maybe just remembered he’s left a pan on the hob

Has his own coat of arms in his mothers back room and dresses like a spy. Cuntometer has gone off the scale. Oh, and if he doesn’t get that damp sorted in the corner that ceilings coming down.

Distinct lack of the chant nonces who were quick to stink up the other threads. Come on, Letsby Avenue then.

Restraining order against me by August (yes)

More from the fake Ipswich fan in Pyewer footbowel: “Been to Newcastle twice. First time ended up in some dreary theme pub, second the old bill smothered us into some awful Irish theme pub as the away one. Never had that in Sunderland. Plus folk like to chat about the footy and I've never felt threatened, despite speaking like some Suffolk Yokel. People are genuinely interested in you as well. They even bought me a few pints, which I returned. Can't remember which pub but it was the old one near the gasworks Do the police guide away fans into “away” pubs? And also, this doylem would rather drink in this place rather than Newcastle city centre. https://m.facebook.com/thebluehousehendon

Another bad image going round twitter but looks like we may be signing Arjen Robben after his dad was spotted in Jesmond dene

I think we’ll get exactly who we go after. These “lost” signings are nothing but noise.

This is all very worrying. Reminiscent of the Ashley recruitment era. Shirley were rich enough to blow the likes of Liverpool and spurs out of the water and bad enough to threaten players families to force them here? Worrying.

like this stereotype was ever not going to London.