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Flying him over St James’. Nice

Heard from a “sauce” with an in at the training ground. Told Howe to fuck off and pelted his gloves at him. This normally leads to duelling with pistols I believe.

There’s been a big fall out. He refused to play last night. Is now training with u23’s.

Are you confusing boring with professional? Or should he be moonwalking into pressers and cracking bacon jokes?

Hoyed his gloves at Howe and refused to play in a “only a fucking cup game”.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-summer-2022.1582603/page-568 Isak is quite similar to Ross Steward. Why the fuck did our crack team of spotters not go for him and save us a fortune? And those mag contributors over there want a fucking hiding. Cuckold spineless twats.

Morning!

pass the pepper. It’s already as salty as fuck.

Out for 3 months.

that'll fukin do!

Alright I slightly edited it.

This is how we now roll. None of this agent bullshit leaks crap. I’m as impressed by the way we now operate as who we’ve signed!

Could have had our strips made by Cerruti if this happened. And no. The clue is in “United”

People thinking our new back-room set up is going to go all “sunderland ‘til I Die Griggs purchase” in the last week? I’m sure there’s deals for players nobody has a fucking clue we’re after quietly being done. I’m expecting a few surprises over the next few days. (Pavlidis here yet?)

Perennial plodders or an owner who’s team genuinely want success? Depends on what you want for a career I guess.

Fuck Watford, they’re playing games. They can keep him. We’ve made an offer. They’ve turned it down. If he goes to Everton he wasn’t our kind of player anyway.

Mike Ashley’s been on the phone. He wants his jeans back.

Such a shame he’s a 3 months out every season player. Would be a true 20 goal a season striker if he had some injury luck. Need to splash the cash on a hitting the ground running striker.

Tell him to watch his letterbox

Steve Bruce’s jizz has addled Edwards brain. Must be gutted the doors of the inner workings of sjp have been slammed in his face. Just in case we forget:

Love to know what the PL brief their referees when the “big” six are playing. Corrupt twats.

Great point against one of the best teams in the world with 11 players

Keep their score down to less than 3. We’re playing in a different financial league to the PL’s fave 6. We’ll soon be banging on the door though.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/an-apology-from-me.1586568/ looks like his next flag display will just be him waving a big white one!

Flag man has resigned from flag man role due to wanting to eradicate non-singing families. The Von Trap's must finally be sighing with relief!