Mahoneys Tache

Mark McGhee. Fucking great up front with Bob Carolgees.

PSR I would guess

BBC saying Liverpool looking to sell Bobby Clark for £12million.

Don’t hang the messenger man.

We all realise that we aren’t signing him though yes?

What size is VVD’s cymbal? Is it proportional or is it miniature?

Miniature to the monkey or miniature in proportion to the monkey? These details are important.

This kind of statistical shit is how we ended up with the dark days of route 1 football. all of you go and watch Brazil 1970 until you’re suitably ashamed of yourselves.

Someone forgot to download the updates for his software, what with him being a soulless and emotionless android and all that, and immune to the human frailties that the rest of us endure

There’s some right tedious knobbers on here mind. Bean counting bores. Anyone using the term ‘triggered’ on a football forum needs a good haircut and a spell in the army.

Whereas our knackas go toe to toe with polis horses and bare knuckle box them. Another victory. and he had the good grace to apologise to the horse.

Chris Wood at less than half the price.

We’ve opened negations for weah, Maldini, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Rooney and various others at various times. I’ll be convinced when he’s on the longbenton physio couch for six months and not a second sooner.

This. Shearer missed getting on for two seasons because of two injuries. People talk shite. Willock was central in keeping us up when he came on loan.

Puts me in mind of Robert Lee that footage.

Lofthouse. It was Nat Lofthouse.

Shat the bed.

We’d be doing that if you’d signed prime Maldini, Eusebio, Jimmy Greaves and Tom Finney.

fenerbache

So is Gary Barlow.

Fuck me but that was shit.

Solid upgrade + EH factor is a different equation.

That Argentina fella Maradonna was a short arse and he was shit too.