Mahoneys Tache

I think we need to be prepared for this being a transitional season with Miley and osula getting more time and GBD finding his feet. Patience.

We seem to start slow. We get better. Eddie finds a way.

Only one way to find some form.

He’s brilliant but he’s a flash cunt. It might be his undoing. Needs to learn some humility.

We get better playing games like this. It’s a developmental process. I recall Manchester United going out to galatasary 3-0 in 93 or something. Early days.

We just lost to Barcelona in the champions league. Remember when we lost to Gus Poyet’s Brighton? I’ll take this

Rebranded old carling recipe.

Or should it be Jakob fünf Bäuche Von Gärtner?

Jakob Von fünf Bäuche Gärtner

So we’ve basically charged Liverpool £130 million for Mick Quinn then. Brilliant bit of business.

With hose, pointy shoes and a codpiece.

Keep Murphy until his fucking legs fall off. Horribly underrated player.

German big Dunc and Murphy = Tino and Gillespie. clean sheet.

Barcelona

Or so you’ve been told.

He wasn’t the player he was at 20. His hamstrings were mangled from too much work too young. He lost that explosive pace.

Owen lost it when his hamstrings went wanky. The great strikers do it all their career. Once he lost his pace he was a shadow of his former self. Al adapted. So did Del Piero. Owen was like Jeffers, Fowler, Smith etc - passed 24 and went to shit.

Mourinho would be a laugh.

This is the same lad who played for Germany? Good player, massive arsehole as I recall.

He always looks like he’s trying to expel a chunky shite.

Cherubini is a fucking great name mind.

Chris Waddle played on the right side.

Every time I see that on someone’s social media I immediately think ‘get a fucking real job you shiftless cunt.’

Hints of him being the new woodgate. Prodigious talent, very injury prone.