Mahoneys Tache

This is like a poor man’s deadline day.

Ta.

Working overtime here so not able to keep up. BBC were reporting that we were after Elanga coming back the other way. What’s the craic with that?

A significant amount of simmering down is needed here. We are selling someone who might be good for a fucking mahoosive profit. Could turn out to be the modern Andy Carroll sale or a balls up but needs must.

Unless he’s talking about himself being the one left behind…

Or maybe he’s acknowledging the situation and saying that he understands that his time is up. Maybe this is a really dignified goodbye message.

This. Might well turn out to be a bargain

I’m wondering if there’s a plan here. Like let it happen then we’ll see you in court kind of thing. We aren’t getting any help from the rest of the league and we’re essentially on our own so it might be a case of take it through the legal system and see who blinks first.

It baffles me how he ever got rich. Repeatedly made the same snafu for 14 years and appeared incapable of learning.

Old enough to remember George Reilly? Tony Cunningham? Frank Pingel?

Neither was Andy Cole.

Sh’mo

It would be excellent if being a cunt were an actual criminal offence. ‘The prosecution will demonstrate clearly that on the 28th March 2024 mr Eric noseflute acted like a complete cunt’ the jail building industry would be run off its feet.

Only on the basis of being able to shout ‘izzat burb?!’ in a bobby Thompson style every time he touches the ball.

Ian Wright, Stuart Pearce, Chris Waddle. All from non league

Never saw the Venison - esque bicycle kick goal line clearance before. That alone elevates his status to minor legend. Not got the same coiffure though sadly.

Willock = modern Gillespie (minus the gambling)? personally I think he’s fucking excellent and we’d be mad to get rid.

Shearer spent half his time apparently aimlessly ambling around doing nowt and then he did prodigious things. Not sure what people expect strikers to be doing other than their job.

loves a bit pie and mash, jellied eels and spends all his spare time sewing sequins onto a natty black suit.

Heard him clearly pissed at the South Africa World Cup for five live complaining about the Chardonnay. What an absolute wanker.

Someone hoy a pie at the cunt.

Agree. Horrible Tory cunt.

Hark at Giles Brandreth here.

Good spot ? I’d argue it was Waddle. edit: it was bait but also likely true. 50 years has taught me to be pessimistic and therefore less at risk of crushing disappointment.

I thought he mentioned hughie Gallagher who died before he was born.