Mahoneys Tache

Ian Wright, Stuart Pearce, Chris Waddle. All from non league

Never saw the Venison - esque bicycle kick goal line clearance before. That alone elevates his status to minor legend. Not got the same coiffure though sadly.

Willock = modern Gillespie (minus the gambling)? personally I think he’s fucking excellent and we’d be mad to get rid.

Shearer spent half his time apparently aimlessly ambling around doing nowt and then he did prodigious things. Not sure what people expect strikers to be doing other than their job.

loves a bit pie and mash, jellied eels and spends all his spare time sewing sequins onto a natty black suit.

Heard him clearly pissed at the South Africa World Cup for five live complaining about the Chardonnay. What an absolute wanker.

Someone hoy a pie at the cunt.

Agree. Horrible Tory cunt.

Hark at Giles Brandreth here.

Good spot ? I’d argue it was Waddle. edit: it was bait but also likely true. 50 years has taught me to be pessimistic and therefore less at risk of crushing disappointment.

I thought he mentioned hughie Gallagher who died before he was born.

This could be another watershed moment like selling Andy Cole, which set us up for several years of glorious failure.

Exactly this. I was saying to my mate, they run it like a fucking tinpot fascist junta run by a general in a khaki uniform a tache and aviator sunglasses. Give me the money, shut the fuck up and don’t fucking question me. struggling to think of any other organisation that is not accountable to its members or customers.

tidied.

Aye. Andy Cole and Les Ferdinand were wank. And don’t get me started on that plank we signed from Vancouver.

Schar to get the gig as Henry Cavill’s body double in the upcoming warhammer series.

Isak / Watkins is the new Shearer / Henry. Next few seasons are going to be interesting times.

Shurrup man. Not yet.

Giveowwa. You can’t see the woods for the trees man.

Full kit with a complimentary platinum club membership and a tonsil deep gobble off Monica Bellucci for ten Bob and a pickled egg and I still wouldn’t give the cunt a poond of my hard earned cash.

Just look at his spread betting.

The lovechild of Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Hill.

The Harry Kane statue is shite. He looks like the 1990’s Lilt kid.

One of those rare occasions where you can’t abide either of the fuckers and enjoy the distress of the vanquished whichever one it might be. Particularly enjoy the 4-3 score here.

A comfortable mid table finish would have been a luxury three years ago. I can tolerate this.