Mahoneys Tache

To be fair, ‘moving toward a conclusion’ could easily mean telling us to fuck off.

Got a half on here already.

What a way to live. Operating in a context where an income that is more a week than the overwhelming majority of people on the planet would never earn in a year and some not even in a lifetime is not enough to demonstrate loyalty and commitment. Totally fucked up. one day this will implode and then it will be 11 lads vs 11 lads playing football without all the shite.

At least the cricket is perking up.

It’s also why football is fucked.

We get the maximum we possibly can for him or let him sit in the reserves until he pulls himself together. Fuck the money and fuck the glass ceiling hustle. Make a point.

Blind optimism that man. He’s away.

He’s away. Think of this as an Andy Cole catalyst for big things moment.

Closer to the equator.

Prefer Anne myself.

Wagner and polka.

another 19 goals would be pretty fucking transformational to be fair.

Gentlemen. Have we learned nothing. Contain yersels until ink is dry on paper.

Practiced the Martins somersault religiously I heard.

Aye. And another one is when folk moan about sports journalism and then use exactly the same kind of language themselves. Weirdos.

So we win our first trophy since 1969 and qualify for the champion’s league, we have the most coveted striker currently in the world and we’ve performed better in the last three seasons than we have in the previous 15 or so but because we’ve only signed one player by the end of July it’s an irredeemable disaster? shit the absolute bed man. Pull yourself together.

Lost my pen

We’ll sign a striker and a centre half. We might sign a CM but we’ve got Miley so maybe not as much of a priority. Simmer doon.

He’s away. That’s shit but it gives us £300m to spend.

Unless we win something major.

Well, at least we’re failing to buy Ekitike rather than not quite getting choudhury over the line. It’s all progress lads.

Cowgirl.

Plenty of time lads. Been a long time since we had a tense and thrilling deadline day anyways.

Geezer from Red Dragon the first Hannibal Lecter book.

The wording by Romano is very specific. ‘made approach.’ Past tense. Implying it’s not current.