Mahoneys Tache

Chris Wood at less than half the price.

We’ve opened negations for weah, Maldini, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Rooney and various others at various times. I’ll be convinced when he’s on the longbenton physio couch for six months and not a second sooner.

This. Shearer missed getting on for two seasons because of two injuries. People talk shite. Willock was central in keeping us up when he came on loan.

Puts me in mind of Robert Lee that footage.

Lofthouse. It was Nat Lofthouse.

Shat the bed.

We’d be doing that if you’d signed prime Maldini, Eusebio, Jimmy Greaves and Tom Finney.

fenerbache

So is Gary Barlow.

Fuck me but that was shit.

Solid upgrade + EH factor is a different equation.

That Argentina fella Maradonna was a short arse and he was shit too.

Also the place where the illuminati was founded.

In a nutshell, yes I am.

This lad is bursting onto the scene like a young Francis Jeffers.

Garlic.

Spend and much as you can afford, best and final. The lame craic with the bald geezer, setting gullible folks up for disaster when the global economy collapsed in 2008 My ex was all over that shite, culminating in us losing £20k on a wanky little terrace in Coventry.

I’ve learned that if something looks too good to be true, it probably is in all walks of life.

Looks like he’s mates with Carlos the Jackal

Heresy incoming. I think Keegan got found out. There were next to no tactics. Go and score more than them seemed to be the philosophy and when that stopped working he didn’t have any ability to think differently and he also transmitted his panic to the players. The way he responded after the Fenton winner said it all. You need the leader to be calm in those situations not getting all agitated.

I know that school I think. Same one Michelle Yeoh the Chinese actress’ daughter went to. I used to work in long Eaton too.

Fucking Woan. I Iived in Nottingham then and I was in the away end with a ticket I borrowed. Soon as Batty took his eye off the ball I knew what was coming. The crossley turned into fucking inspector gadget or Reed Richards in the second half. The best 45 minutes of his fucking career.

Hat trick in front of the gallowgate next season.