Mahoneys Tache

Also the place where the illuminati was founded.

In a nutshell, yes I am.

This lad is bursting onto the scene like a young Francis Jeffers.

Garlic.

Spend and much as you can afford, best and final. The lame craic with the bald geezer, setting gullible folks up for disaster when the global economy collapsed in 2008 My ex was all over that shite, culminating in us losing £20k on a wanky little terrace in Coventry.

I’ve learned that if something looks too good to be true, it probably is in all walks of life.

Looks like he’s mates with Carlos the Jackal

Heresy incoming. I think Keegan got found out. There were next to no tactics. Go and score more than them seemed to be the philosophy and when that stopped working he didn’t have any ability to think differently and he also transmitted his panic to the players. The way he responded after the Fenton winner said it all. You need the leader to be calm in those situations not getting all agitated.

I know that school I think. Same one Michelle Yeoh the Chinese actress’ daughter went to. I used to work in long Eaton too.

Fucking Woan. I Iived in Nottingham then and I was in the away end with a ticket I borrowed. Soon as Batty took his eye off the ball I knew what was coming. The crossley turned into fucking inspector gadget or Reed Richards in the second half. The best 45 minutes of his fucking career.

Hat trick in front of the gallowgate next season.

This is like a poor man’s deadline day.

Ta.

Working overtime here so not able to keep up. BBC were reporting that we were after Elanga coming back the other way. What’s the craic with that?

A significant amount of simmering down is needed here. We are selling someone who might be good for a fucking mahoosive profit. Could turn out to be the modern Andy Carroll sale or a balls up but needs must.

Unless he’s talking about himself being the one left behind…

Or maybe he’s acknowledging the situation and saying that he understands that his time is up. Maybe this is a really dignified goodbye message.

This. Might well turn out to be a bargain

I’m wondering if there’s a plan here. Like let it happen then we’ll see you in court kind of thing. We aren’t getting any help from the rest of the league and we’re essentially on our own so it might be a case of take it through the legal system and see who blinks first.

It baffles me how he ever got rich. Repeatedly made the same snafu for 14 years and appeared incapable of learning.

Old enough to remember George Reilly? Tony Cunningham? Frank Pingel?

Neither was Andy Cole.

Sh’mo

It would be excellent if being a cunt were an actual criminal offence. ‘The prosecution will demonstrate clearly that on the 28th March 2024 mr Eric noseflute acted like a complete cunt’ the jail building industry would be run off its feet.

Only on the basis of being able to shout ‘izzat burb?!’ in a bobby Thompson style every time he touches the ball.