Mahoneys Tache

Still think we aren’t signing this lad.

He’s a cause without a rebel.

Ketsbaia with panache.

Yeah. 99% of football fans are illiterate baboons.

That’s a majestic midfield mind.

Given woodgate albert botman lee hibbet batty nobby Beardsley shearer Sir les subs mahoney speed mickey burns cole supermac tudor bob carolgees

Too long for my ADHD brain. Someone give me a summary.

I still can’t believe there wasn’t a Ginola song to the tune of Gloria by Van Morrison. Missed opportunity that one.

Too hot to move man. Just happy to sample them from a comfy shady sofa.

I’m in Arillas in corfu. There is a local brewery here that does canny stuff.

Oh yeah. Durrrr. Too much Greek beer.

Andreas Andersen.

I’m sure Yildiz was a villain in one of the original 1930’s Conan stories.

Perch is a good shout too.

Mark McGhee. Fucking great up front with Bob Carolgees.

PSR I would guess

BBC saying Liverpool looking to sell Bobby Clark for £12million.

Don’t hang the messenger man.

We all realise that we aren’t signing him though yes?

What size is VVD’s cymbal? Is it proportional or is it miniature?

Miniature to the monkey or miniature in proportion to the monkey? These details are important.

This kind of statistical shit is how we ended up with the dark days of route 1 football. all of you go and watch Brazil 1970 until you’re suitably ashamed of yourselves.

Someone forgot to download the updates for his software, what with him being a soulless and emotionless android and all that, and immune to the human frailties that the rest of us endure

There’s some right tedious knobbers on here mind. Bean counting bores. Anyone using the term ‘triggered’ on a football forum needs a good haircut and a spell in the army.

Whereas our knackas go toe to toe with polis horses and bare knuckle box them. Another victory. and he had the good grace to apologise to the horse.