Mahoneys Tache

Wildly ridiculous prediction: Pep doesn’t renew his contract. Newcastle try to lure him. Staveley was Eddie’s biggest advocate. I think the Saudis would be very keen if he was available.

Mexican waveform collapse.

Win after playing with 10 men for 3/4 of the match. That is fucking brilliant under any circumstances. Cracking for morale too

Can you have a job playing FM all day?

Bit of both. There were some unwise decisions but he tended to get the players in when he wanted them.

And how many goals did the ageing shearer score, and Ginola, speed, Robert blah blah blah. Regardless of the players qualities he tended to sign more of the targets than he missed.

We need fat Freddy back. The fat cuntroller, god rest his soul was a damned fine negotiator when it came to signings. regardless, palace are going to be stuck with an unhappy player and they will be lucky to get half their current asking price next summer. Dicks

Sick of this shit now. Tell them to fuck off and buy a championship knee breaker to keep us going til Botman is fit. £60 million my arsepipe.

I’ve been there for years.

The transfer window used to be an interesting way of passing the close season. Now it’s all accountancy, maths and tedious bollocks.

Have you tried unlocking your cellar door?

Still think we aren’t signing this lad.

He’s a cause without a rebel.

Ketsbaia with panache.

Yeah. 99% of football fans are illiterate baboons.

That’s a majestic midfield mind.

Given woodgate albert botman lee hibbet batty nobby Beardsley shearer Sir les subs mahoney speed mickey burns cole supermac tudor bob carolgees

Too long for my ADHD brain. Someone give me a summary.

I still can’t believe there wasn’t a Ginola song to the tune of Gloria by Van Morrison. Missed opportunity that one.

Too hot to move man. Just happy to sample them from a comfy shady sofa.

I’m in Arillas in corfu. There is a local brewery here that does canny stuff.

Oh yeah. Durrrr. Too much Greek beer.

Andreas Andersen.

I’m sure Yildiz was a villain in one of the original 1930’s Conan stories.

Perch is a good shout too.