Mahoneys Tache

Don’t go within a country mile of any fucker carrying on like this.

Fuck me. Bring back national service. Soft shite.

Just for shits and giggles and to confuse and disarm the media it would be superb if the entire crowd on Monday spent 90 minutes pouring out love to him. Sing his name, show him how much he’s loved and appreciated, let him know how much he’s valued and wanted. That would pull the teeth of the media and remove another means of his agent controlling the narrative. Folk don’t have to be sincere when they do it but it would be a masterstroke of propaganda.

I had a terrible incident with one of them and a bottle of some vile liqueur when I worked at the winlaton hallgarth.

‘Stay strong Alex. Trust me. They will give in. It’s only a matter of time.’

If I read the word ‘optics’ on here one more time, someone is going to get a fucking fat lip. Reet?

Even better Mickey Quinn.

You are correct. My mistake.

19 goals last season. Don’t understand why people are dubious about a 19 goal striker in a struggling side.

‘and the winner is Alexander Isak, but he’s acting like a cunt so we’re giving it to Jamie Vardy instead.’

Said while failing to make eye contact, polishing fingernails and whistling tunelessly?

Two peas in a pod.

Not watching. BBC stats are showing that we are fucking murdering then.

I was thinking I’m starting to get arthritis in my thumbs from 40 plus years of playing the guitar. Then I realise it’s all this Swedish knobber’s fault because of excessive and constant checking for updates on my phone. Just bought my dream guitar. If this isn’t sorted soon it’ll be a huge waste of money.

Larsen scored 19 goals last season. That’s a bit more than potential

Steaks or axes?

As I’ve said before on here, he’s 25, knows nothing of life outside football since he was a kid, might be thick as a fence post, or naive at least. Maybe he’s started to believe his own press and thinks he’s the dogs bollocks and losing perspective, if he ever had any. Maybe he’s just being very very badly advised by someone who has been feeding off him. Press info (for whatever that’s worth) suggests that his agent is going to retire soon and wants one last bung. None of that is true, but it’s no more true or false than it being as straight forward as Isak is being a knob, because neither of us has all the information.

His agent has been barred from working with clubs in Holland and Sweden for being a bent cunt. He was involved in dodgy conduct with abramovich. He’s apparently a bit of a heavy fucker. maybe isak is actually a bit fucking dim and being manipulated, intimidated, whatever. Fact is, no fucker knows for sure. Maybe arbitrarily deciding he’s being a dickhead is evidence of a lack of critical thinking? and his agent clearly is Newcastle’s problem because he’s got a major influence on the process and outcome.

Have you read the information about his agent and his history? how do you know he’s an intelligent guy? He might be thick as whale spunk for all we know. ‘indicative of a lack of critical thinking’? Like objectively observing information and coming to a conclusion based on the information? no it’s not. It might be different from your conclusion but it’s not a lack of critical thinking.

I think that might be my stage name from now on.

This place is filled with the online equivalent of geezer doon the pub knowledge and wisdom.

Thanks Frank Whittle.

Once it’s on BBC sport it’s pretty much confirmed based on experience.

That would reduce season ticket sales. Well, it would if 70% of them weren’t from anywhere but Merseyside.