Mahoneys Tache

.com excelled themselves with the match report headline this week; sensational Alex, Harvey. genius.

It’s Chris Mort all over again.

Our best manager since SBR has a strategy that works. Imagine that. Fourth in the league. Aye. We’re shite. Pat Nevin, who is better qualified to comment than any of the fucking she heads on here reckons Gordon was brilliant. food for though there, fannies.

Not on the plane spotting thread.

Godwin’s Law was inevitable. I took one for the team. Like JT with the suitcase bomb.

I heard that since Staveley left the senior management at SJP has degenerated into something akin to the politburo under Stalin or the latter days of the third reich. I heard Eales is splitting the team and playing everyone off against each other to maintain his autocratic power and the rest are back stabbing and undermining each other putting their own ambitions ahead of the wellbeing of the club. Its only a matter of time before JT ambles into the board room with a bomb in a suitcase.

But Guehi isn’t signing and he never was

I can’t get my knickers in a twist about amy if this either. Mid 50’s. Things are generally less important now anyways and i don’t get agitated about much. I’m generally very happy with things and I think the whole PSR shite and the determination to enhance the squad rather than pack it are both factors. I think lots of the angst is based on expectations since the take over but we are being hobbled by weird regulations and corporate sabotage. I’m in two minds about things in the long term: either the project will eventually work out or, it’s Newcastle United and therefore it will inevitably end up a disappointing fucking mess.

No doubt and yet the folk receiving it will still be ten grand richer.

BBC reporting that Pep has given non playing staff a £10k bonus each out of his own pocket to a total of £500k. good man that.

Alison Moyet is a scab.

It’s August. Fucks sake.

To be fair, I’ve fallen over and stotted my heed when pissed and that turned out to be quite a serious impact injury.

Are you taking the piss you horrible weasel? These are fucking human beings you’re talking about. Shit the bed man.

Putting it on ice soon as possible.

And yet not long ago there were calls for him to be peddled on account of him being shite. Bunch of fannies.

Someone clip this lad’s ear.

Breathless with anticipation to see if this match thread turns out to be even more gruelling than the transfer shite handwringing and pissing and moaning.

Said this two weeks ago.

That was a nasty thing to ask. Pure gutter press sniping. I’ve never seen ‘None of your fucking business’ delivered with such calm aplomb as that.

Carnival of utter fucktardery here now. Simmer the fuck down man. Fucking fannies.

Worked a charm under Keegan that like.