Mahoneys Tache

You need to simmer doon son. It’s bad for your blood pressure.

No I didn’t. You absolute fucking pudden.

What opium dream nonsense is this?

I can confirm from 57 years experience that they are not mutually exclusive. I have consistently been lazy for decades.

Worst name for a firm of solicitors ever.

Brilliant strategy by us. Draw the eye to the big name players and over pay for them while we quietly snaffle the best young prospect in Europe. The German big Dunc

Jorman Big Dunc.

Holy fuck. This is worse than last time

Couple of scars on his cheeks and he looks like he could have led a Prussian cavalry charge.

Did Hamaan go on strike during the FA Cup final?

Freddie shepherd out the window of his Range Rover saying he’d carry Michael Owen to Liverpool?

Nixon turning round with a ladder over his shoulder while Eddie ducks under it to fall face first into a bucket of whitewash and tindall squirts bunce in the face with his squirty flower.

Don’t hang the messenger.

.com reporting that it’s happening mind.

There’s a player in Hojlund.

Ahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Hints of woodgate about this lad.

Dave doon the clerb

What?! Nee baals in a sack? Fucking disgusting.

BBC football headline: ‘pride, passion and heartbreak.’ fuck off. My heart is not broken. It was a football match. Fucking fannies. We’ve been in much worse fixes than this.

There were times when Bellamy had clearly pissed the rest of the squad off and they didn’t celebrate with him when he scored, but he still scored. Just saying.

Can we just take a moment, among all this shite over the last month or so and the cynicism that is creeping in to think ‘get the fuck in, champion’s league football.’ We’ve got the best British coach since Ferguson and great players. This will be fun 😎

I was pretty much checked out by 2016 after supporting Newcastle since 1974 when I watched the FA cup final snafu with my dad and grandad. life threatening burns from bovril in plastic cups, the gallowgate piss pots, bad pies, racism etc I don’t miss one bit but this ‘product’ is fucking dire now. however, as much as I thought I’d lost interest, I hadn’t.

And ‘optics.’ Fucking optics. Since when did football discussions sound like a fucking t💩ry spin doctor?

Don’t knock a good flashback. It cost £8 a tab in my day. That was a lot of money for a dokey hippy in 1989. Cheap fun was a flashback.