Mahoneys Tache

I could swear couple days ago he was the best player we ever signed. Shut up you arseholes.

Some of the shite being spouted here is fucking shameful. Have a word with yourselves man.

Times like this it’s wise to shut the fuck up and wait for the outcome. Crowing in advance always leads to disaster and ostrich eggs on the face.

No he’s not you fucking fanny. He’s brilliant.

Howay. We can hold these off. Nobody loves them. Not even themselves.

First goal. Killer. Keep the momentum now.

Or it was always a vanishingly small chance we’d qualify, this whole thing is a massive bonus and we have academy and local lads on the bench. That’s fucking magic as far as I’m concerned

It’s like jones / Gazza minus the homo - eroticism.

Isak ushering Miley in for the celebration was a lovely thing to behold. He knew that pass meant the world to the lad and wanted to make sure it was acknowledged

In spite of all the pissing and moaning about him for not being Maldini, this lad deserves to be fondly remembered as a fucking Titan for this club. Looked great under Rafa, committed and passionate in the dark days of captain steak bakes, not got his tits in the wringer after he lost his place. Turns up and works his bollocks off. Needs more respect than he gets. Players like this are golden.

He’d be mustard with our coaching.

Aye. Bag of shite that joelinton too

Aye. That Lascelles is a massive bag of shite like.

Brilliant strategy.

Didn’t do Mick Quinn any harm.

Ooh ahh franzie carr

My great grandad played for Coventry and Bristol city but got shot in the hip in WW1 and played non league after. My grandad was a great amateur cricketer. My fatha played football, Rugby, hockey, cricket and boxed for the Royal Marines and declined a contract offer from spurs as a keeper in the early 60’s. Both my nephews are professional sportsmen, one of them about as well known and well regarded in his sport as it’s possible to be. I couldn’t find my own arse in the bath.

That’s the fella.

Ferguson snagging an aging sheringham was a master stroke. Same as that Swedish lad with the dredds who played for Celtic he got for a season or so. Name escapes me. Cavani recently not so good but there’s some virtue in experienced goal scorers who can do a job for a few months though. not mitro mind. He’s a plank in his prime.

Peter Withe.

The competition formerly known as under 21’s.

We’ll finish in a European spot. Not champions league but one of the competitions. Simmer doon.

Feline knee aids

We’ve had problems with injuries for as long as I can remember. Not that I paid much attention to it in the 70’s and 80’s but I recall theories about the climate and the state of training pitches being bandied about 20 years ago as explanations for the amount of soft tissue injuries we were getting.

The Beardsley method.