Mahoneys Tache

Cervix got a clean bill of health.

Is he spurs? My mistake. He can still fuck off the Waddle stealing wanker.

Gullit, Vialli, Desailly, Zola? Those 90’s? my heart fucking bleeds.

I got a photo with Ashley in the pie queue at the Ricoh arena that night. Immediately plummeted in kudos by the time I woke up the following morning. I’m still sore about Waddle to Spurs myself. Beardsley to Liverpool was also a big bummer.

Shut up man.

No, but the outcome was the same regardless of the context.

So was Cole in ‘95.

Puts me in mind of Keegan with a dodgy polo neck on the steps of st James after Cole was sold. We get sir Les and Ginola. Worked out nicely. The Cole was a benchmark in English transfer deals too. Set the ball rolling for the madness we see now to a degree. Not entirely but it was a pivotal moment.

Hughie Gallagher could score in that league and he’s been deed nigh on a century.

Met Chris Waddle in my sisters local in Sheffield a few years back. Chatted for a couple hours. Told him his autobiography should be called Stewart Boam changed my life on account of him nutmegging him several times during his trial.

Thought you meant Mike.

Self expectation management is not great around here.

There’s nothing funky about accountancy. This is funky. Wash your mouth out.

North Korea Newcastle supporters branch?

There’s a difference between average and unspectacular. Didier Deschamps and Dunga both spring to mind. Neither of them were Puskas or Eusebio but both brilliant at their job.

Jesus you’re a bundle of joy. Bet you’re a hoot at parties.

Absolutely this. I am reminded lately that many football supporters are bellends.

And Bowen.

I think we need some maturity and experience. He’s a consistent choice for the national squad and he does his job well. It’s an unspectacular job but it’s a really important one.

This is the first big test for the new owners. They either stand by him, accept that this season is a result of the perils of thinking big or they are arseholes.

I hope he washed his hands.

What’s xG?

Bad few weeks. Brilliant couple years before that. On balance Howe is fucking brilliant. not the time to panic.

Bulleting him now would be bloody madness. We’d be like Spurs.

Fucking hell that’s some semantic gymnastics.