Mahoneys Tache

Automatic? Finding a vein when changing gear is a gyp.

I want us to sign Harry Souttar from Stoke on account of him having the same name as Oor Wullie’s pal.

The long run being the main point. After the previous horror show ownership this situation is amazing. I can wait a year for champions league football if it means a more measured and planned approach to rebuilding a balanced squad.

Not really inviting trouble. Maybe inviting finishing in the top 6-7 rather than the top four. A year ago that would have seemed like an opium fiend’s pipe dream. Bit of perspective here man.

Looks like one of the corpses running around in HP Lovecraft’s Herbert West: Reanimator.

My forest supporting mate is horrified. I think they are buying him as much for his experience and maturity (for a given value of mature) and to help all the youngsters as they are a player on the field.

Because we’ve got form for getting all agitated at the drop of a hat.

That made me cackle. Quiet cackle because the wife is nigh asleep but a cackle nonetheless.

Fuck him. ‘I want champions league football’ he said when he was tarting himself around clubs and arsenal were sniffing then promptly fucked off to the dippers because they offered him a shitload of money. Wanker.

Folks are forgetting what the expectation was this time last year. Finishing in the top 8 would be a magnificent season. what happened to ‘we just want a team that tries’? some short memories and daft expectations all of a sudden.

Saw to Bellamy too.

And if / when he does it to us?

No fucking time for players who carry on like that. He’s a young lad and possibly being badly advised but he needs to think on.

Scalding my hand with bovril in the old east stand paddock when Withe borst the leazes net sometime in the late 70’s. dog on the pitch. lads in flares and platforms swinging off the floodlights in the leazes before it got pulled down. crush barriers. johnny metgod getting pelted with snowballs from the gallowgate at the start of the second half. lads getting off the train and hoying stones at the window in blaydon station. Venison’s bicycle kick clearance on the goal line. Not a hair out of place. Not fucking one.

Dodgy referee decision and it turns into a Qanon frenzy and the lads are putting buffalo horn hats on and storming the capitol building. Shit the bed man.

Blip. Evey team has a wobble at one point in the season. Our wobble has not included any defeats. Still third. Remember the previous 14 years? Or the entire 80’s? Like I said, pull yourself together man.

+22 goal difference in the league? Pull yourself together man.

Somebody fetch the pampers.

Fuck logic. Two games away from a Wembley final.

Giant shoes, comedy galluses, a revolving bow tie, bucket of whitewash, a squirty flower and a poorly managed ladder I think.

There was an inverted one where we went for George Weah and got Ginola instead.

I get a ban for pointing out that some one is being a cnut, justifiably, and racist cack like this gets ignored?

Still say that about Bergkamp tucking Dabizas up.

Flobby Gob. Gerld.

Brilliant cup match. Great viewing. Shame we didn’t win but worth the risk with the selection given the stakes elsewhere. Windass was brilliant.