Mahoneys Tache

Pickford is brilliant when he hasn’t got time to think. When he has to make a decision he fucks up.

What’s the craic with the knock?

I was in a greasy spoon in Nottingham when the radio announced Keegan’s resignation. The fella behind the counter nigh soiled himself as I leapt up and ran to the counter to get a better listen.

The screeching of brakes as thousands go into reverse on opinions will have every puppy farmed French bulldog in pennywell howling.

Two toxic brands joining forces. The foundations of the world will shake. mainly due to the mirth generated as a result.

Souness was the beginning of the downfall. People yakked on about his record and all his success but he was a terrible man manager and ruined the team, the atmosphere and the style of football fell to bits. And he paid £8.5 million for Boumsong. Wanker.

He went through a brilliant patch towards the end of last season.

Psychology and psychoanalysis are completely different.

I love a bit of amateur ‘bloke doon the pub’ psychiatry / psychology bollocks.

Don’t think he needs replacing. Think we need more up front so he’s got the chance to rest.

I live in Coventry and the word is that his hamstrings are knacked. He’s a great player and a good lad - refused Villa because he’s a Coventry city supporter but he’s always going to miss chunks of the season. A bit like Van Persie’s annual winter three month lay off.

50/50. But don’t give a fuck. Been following this shambolic ultimately disappointing but glorious institution since the 74 cup final. If we go down I don’t care. If we stay up will be happy but the main thing is is that the dry dust that was clogging my veins up after 14 fucking years of dismal and with intermittent periods of utter fucking misery has been washed out. Get the absolute fuck in.

Fuck this. I’m away to ruin some people’s evening by playing slide blues at them. If Lingard hasn’t signed by the time I’m yerm there’s going to be bother.

So he fancies a change?

Ramsey

Yeah. I know.

Is kurzawa any relation to the Japanese director who did seven samurai and yojimbo?

It’s strange days when folk are upset that we are signing an 8 figure striker with incredible ability and potential

As far as I know there are regulations about announcing changes to assets or something to the stock market when a club is a PLC.

I think it’s something to do with them being a PLC or something. There’s regulations about announcements to shareholders and whatnot so I doubt it’ll be official til Monday.

Fuck me I’m a dope.

Should have kicked the useless cunt harder. Bought with the Gazza proceeds. What a fucking waste

I just outgrew my hairline.

Is he a one name Brazilian? When was the last time we had a player so cool he only needed one name? Mirandinha? not that he was that cool mind. Although being a short arse in the era of the long ball game was not ideal to be fair on him. Who was it he kicked up the arse?

We only need him for a little purple patch.