Mahoneys Tache

Any cunt who is happy to be photographed wearing matching festive onesies with their lass and with a mutant dog on his lap has no place at Newcastle United.

A more hirsute and less twatty Shelvey basically.

Chelsea became a brand. Manchester City have always been a football club.

Fair play to them. Always thought Moyes was a good lad.

So has aslan but he won’t fit into a football ganzie.

Guessing you’re under 40

Not followed the thread. Been listening to five live. Cracking stuff. can I just confirm that there has been disgraceful entitled pissing and moaning here?

‘Mr Levy’s club’ ?

Fucking stats man. The demise of football. Eddie Van Halen was better than Angus Young because he played more notes a second. yeah but AC/DC sold more records than Van Halen. yeah but Angus was only any good because Malcolm wrote the songs and they played defensive midfield riffs. blah blah blah. Stats my arse. Allardyce is all about the stats. I bet Tino’s stats were shit.

Understandable. He doesn’t want to make mistakes and make a Charlie of himself.

That’ll do. Fucking magnificent. In 50 years, since the 74 cup final it’s essentially been wank. A few moments of heart pounding anticipation followed by crushing disappointment. This feels different. this could be the biggest result since Ned’s finest hour.

No. Pull yourself together man.

Postural tachycardia syndrome?

We’ll score one then the floodgates will open. It’ll be like ‘93 again.

Maddison and Barnes on the bench as part of pre contract agreement.

Don’t get cocky lads. Even cocky thoughts can change things. Quantum entanglement or something. Take no chances.

Textbook header in the six yard box. Shithouse that he was. His repeated ‘that man Alan Shearer’ line for sky used to make my piss itch too.

Scouse mackems would be my choice on account of that little weasel Gray scoring twice when I was on the gallowgate some time in the 80’s. Wanker.

No you’re not. You’re worried.

And in record time today’s scapegoat candidate is identified.

Nipped to the fish shop earlier. Not seen so many new shirts appear so suddenly since Manchester United won the treble.

That’s a fucking relief. I’ll be more confident going into a last day do or die qualifier against Tory Frank and his overpaid under-motivated dilettantes than him.

Is Poch confirmed? Will he be managing them for our game vs them?

Complain about Europa league or conference if that’s what happens needs to fuck off back to playing Pokémon go. That is all.

I knew that fucking weetabix headed cunt would piss on our chips the shithouse.