David Edgar

Notts Forest have the most luck imaginable so I'd expect a goal in their favour from a 0.00001XG counter attack.

So glad this is at home. Confidence levels got a bit of a boost from that.

God, I love that Andy Carroll of all people is openly calling out Steve Bruce.

We didn't leave second gear. Everyone just made sure they did the basics.

Boringly professional.

Second half needs livening up. Maybe let both teams bring all the subs on and play with 20 a side. Bants with our three goalkeepers.

Pope kicking well.

Give us some Osula.

Haha we score whenever. No fuss.

Isak having another poor showing. That means he'll score soon.

We've been very sloppy.

I'm absolutely gutted

LOL

To add insult, they've spelled his name wrong.

Seems like a bit of a risk, but sure.

Is he scurr?

Customer service must be given intensive training on how to seem like you're helping but really your goal is to save the company as much money as possible.

Wait, they just gave you 50% of your money back without even discussing options? Fucking hell.

I didn't even consider they'd have offered a 50% refund whilst you keep the faulty product as that just seems so small time.

I'm confused now. Maybe they're giving him a refund for the dodgy top and then 50% off a standard top?

I want to hear a proper resolution to this or I'm gonna be keeping well clear of ordering online from the club shop.

I'm sorry, but what is this nonsense from the club? They've sent you a faulty product and should just be either offering a full refund or replacement.

Could you imagine watching a Bruce era Newcastle game now that we've had two full years of Howe's brand of football. It would be a very confusing experience. And I am really tempted to watch a few highlights as a form of informative self-harm as I have kinda forgotten just how bad it was