David Edgar

Shame.

Gillespie on to add some pace out wide.

He's got that edge that I keep wishing Miley would find.

Fucking ref.

Chuck Mangione in the crowd.

Hall is back.

You do know who manages us?

Unlike that hacker prick to be late into a challenge.

Ten minute delay here for the soccer aid departure.

I see they've fucked about with a perfectly functional website layout and made it more difficult to navigate.

Raymond is clearly being paid by someone to push the Manchester United deal.

I'm not giving the tortellini twitter twat the attention needed to nail the full accuracy of the piss take.

Hopefully he plays the 90. Callum Wilson levels of broken these days.

Give it a couple of days and Romano will be tweeting "the land wants Manchester United"

More goals or matches missed due to injury?

I see PIF are giving Liverpool the money for this by buying the carthorse.

We are wasting our lives here.

Neapolitan NONCE

Carbonara CUNT

Don't enter a bidding war. Let him piss away his career at Old Trafford.

Ditalini Diddler.

If his name was James Riley, he'd struggle to get a loan to the Championship. He has absolutely no value as a Premier League player on the back of his playing time for Manchester United. Ergo, nobody would pay a Premier League level transfer fee. He's literally a nominal fee player at this point. They've lost millions on him.