David Edgar

And whatever Liverpool bid, whenever they feel that this imaginary door preventing them from bidding no longer exists in their collective mind, a Saudi club should magically outbid them by a silly amount. How could we possibly accept such a low and insulting offer form Liverpool when other clubs are more than willing to meet our valuation? Other clubs who aren't afraid of imaginary doors. Here we go confirmed.

Reversible with a pastry flake pattern inside.

We should 100% accept a bid from a Saudi club and interrupt Alex's fun times in Spain to tell him "here is your new challenge, bye."

He'll just put more pathetic performances in like he did last year after the final.

Chelsea/Arsenal/Man Utd/Spurs/Liverpool bid incoming.

3 years left on his contract. We control this. Make the pay for blinky judas.

Cannot wait to find out which bang average player who has played in the premier league we are gonna slap £40m on next.

Adidas Originals NUFC diddlers.

The guy wasn't even a regular pick for a team that finished mid table. We should be looking to cement ourselves in the top 5 positions for the foreseeable future by signing either the best or soon to be best players in the world. Instead, we've got Isak tapping out for his move to the cartel and we cannot attract anyone of a high calibre to replace him.

And who would blame them? If I were Tino, I'd have my agent nudging City.

We are going to get arseholed and then be knackered for the league games. Out in the group stage and midtable in the league. Cannot wait to sign the Fulham striker who couldn't manage double digits in the league though. That'll propel us!

Should've been a really exciting summer. League cup won, Champions League place secured and the financial clout to make real improvements to our squad. Instead, our striker has turned out to be a self-centred cunt of a man and has essentially gone on strike, we've failed to sign key players in several positions, and we're getting a hiding against the likes of Celtic in our friendlies. Absolutely bleak outlook and I cannot be fucked with the club.

What fucking door?

Said he wasn't good enough last year. And the year before that. Here we are again. Sell to Saudi for £50m.

People paid to watch this shit show

Fresh challenge Saudi league here we go. Prick.

Isak's price just went up by £50m.

He has a YouTube channel he goes live on? Freak.

Only thing PIF seem to be able to deliver effortlessly is a shitty green changed kit year on year.

Finally, some good news.

Fuck off.

This cunt been sold yet?

SESKO ONLY WANTS THE RAT INFESTED SHIT HOLE PROJECT HERE WE GO CONFIRMED

They'll only bid if we agree to let the bid what they want? Wat?