David Edgar

Two outstanding saves in there from Hampton.

GET THE FUCK IN

PIF to buy some random Chelsea player for £250m every summer for the next 5 years.

Who would choose a bottom half circus?

Miley still looks too timid. Waiting for him to dictate things before getting excited again.

We might've won the league cup semi final, but Arsenal have won the... friendly.

Ashby is hot garbage.

Doesn't matter. TV needs an Arsenal goal.

And Ashby. However you spell it. And half a dozen others.

So this is how it goes.

Time to get the Saudis to buy Murphy for £40m.

So many poor players still involved.

Exactly. He's been hot garbage at every step but keeps being passed around.

Felix is a £10m player. Absolutely pony.

FML

Not refusing to play is a bad sign. Certainly lacks that elite Isak mentality.

Absolute shambles to have not already bought him.

Sign this guy instead. Boom.

The bunch of underpaid inters typing out those tweets knows that and they are fucking gagging for us to be screwed over again. That tweet was Sesko's agent going: "we don't want Newcastle, but I want money. Make a tweet so other teams bid for my player."

Penalty king.

Fucking twitter shill. Once again here we go.

Telegraph are clearly our media mouthpiece fwiw

PIF upset after reading all our angry snipes?

NEWCASTLE INFORMED OF DECISION WE GO

Knew it would be this bad. He was fucking rubbish in the latter half of the season but nobody would have it. Penalty merchant.