David Edgar

Shelvey been fighting?

We should start cheering Pickford cos he brings much joy.

Gonna lose 10-0 now cos of all this negativity. Woah.

OG

This shit happens all the time in formula 1. Nowt to get worked up about.

Frank is a raging Tory so he'll love a bit of Saudi investment.

How often do teams get Kante and Mahrez for pennies? Hardly ever. You can't compare to that.

Lovely stuff. The cross is the best bit. Unreal quick improvisation.

Classy bunch, our thread titles.

I just want injuries to key players

FEEEEWM TIME

1-2 I think.

How many has Defoe scored? At least 5 I guess.

And it is getting bulldozed.

God. I love him.

He'll still manage to find a way to cost us points.

That is such a dumb graphic. Why plot aerial duals and some shitty passing stat against each other? Such fucking dumb.

Poor WBA

Banged his head on a low beam, out for the season.

Bullet DODGED.

Go and play football you dope.

Bollocks. Switch that shit off lads and enjoy your evening.

5. Wood is shit. Left back and cb signings are proper middling quality. Bruno could be brilliant. Trippier is a great signing.

Rather play Gayle.

Has anyone suggested this might be Chelsea?