David Edgar

Reckon that's an old cathode ray TV in the top left corner

Respect to Carroll for going right back to his roots, choosing to do his rehab in a grotty old gym in whatever shanty he was dragged up. Oh, that's our training facilities - isn't it?

Ties in with the threat of disclosure Rafa made in his article.

So Francilette was the sweetener.

Wonder if this guy is an agent sweetener.

A friend is a Man Utd fan and I've agreed to accompany him to a few home games this year. I'm off to the Palace and Leicester games in the next few weeks.

OGS so weak.

Fit for Spurs.

Shame.

I am delighted with my decision to spend my time doing something other than watch us attempt to survive.

Shelvey: Uh, Hollywood balls every 30 seconds. [throws ball] Everyone: Yes and ho! Ki Sung-yueng: Reduce the opponent threat through meticulous studying of their common decisions and devise a means to counter attack with minimal exposure of the channels through our midfield. Everyone except Bruce: Yes and ho! Bruce: Ki, Ki I want to hear new ideas ricocheting off your synapses like a pinball, not just a two year old slogan. (this one is for Thick of It purists)

What do we reckon Bruce is up to this second? a) studying tapes of the Norwich game b) eating a pie

Bruce knee jerk calling an extra training session on a Sunday warms my bones. It is the act of a species of manager long thought extinct at the highest level. And yet here we are. "And he made the players train on Sunday at the last minute. And all they did was shuttle runs and 2-touch 6-a-side."

Missed his lack of positional sense.

Arsenal at home? That's a paddlin. Norwich away? That's a paddlin. Spurs away? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin!

MaYbE wE gOt CaUgHt Up In nOrWiCh'S fIrSt HoMe GaMe.

Still early to fully gloat, but I called this.

How many hundred million is invested in this Barcelona squad? So many flops.

Me gusta. Fully deserved.

Should be a free hit for shit like that.

Dembele having a stinker.

Yeah. This Barca is very disjointed. And a few players who aren't up to the standard.

Would like Jordi Alba to be curb stomped.