David Edgar

That's a sitter. Shite by Wood.

ASM's movement. Fucking shite.

Wood needs to do better there.

Think I'm starting to hate ASM

ASM hogging the ball with a good pass on.

Dummett keeps giving away the ball.

Lukaku is a joke.

CAIRO!

Please have Burnley make a complete fundamental tactical switch halfway through the season with an unproven pacey striker Who are they kidding. Big Ash Barnes IN.

We desperately need someone for the weekend. Not like we could hold off.

That's nonsense. It is all Dyce. You watch Burnley and they play to his tune of lump it to sarge.

A 1 in 3 Prem striker a mental signing eh?

Good shit this. Gonna thump one in at the weekend and become a hero.

Positive talks though. "Your striker looks lovely." "Gee, thanks." SSN understands that Newcastle have held positive talks over striker.

Yeah, we need to instill some proper internet transfer comment Ekitike

Varying up the language, but aye.

1 goal every 3 shots. That's just not sustainable.

Looks like he's on a really lucky shooting streak which isn't sustainable at all?

This guy is gonna be a boss. I can smell it.

Ah, reality. Hello.

Everyone now beavering away constructing shitty timber puns. Dam.

Villa are building a temperamental squad. All fun and exciting on paper mind.