AsprillasShinPad

Absolutely fair assessment.

As much as I berate Perez for being a soft cunt, that elbow is a red card, a pen and a lengthy ban for violent conduct. There's elbows and then there's this. Perez didn't try and make anything of that, the impact was genuinely enough to flip him onto his back. The cunt might get a ban, but it doesn't help us, since Mike Dean had pre-decided that Wolves were going to win today.

Orgasms all round on Planet Soft Cunt.

Shit header. No power. Would take a forehead blasty over that forrin shit any day.

Probably because the club he'd want to manage is owned by a total cunt, and instead of fucking himself over failing under that twat, he is happy making easy money on MoTD. I mean all he has to do is be less shit that that jug eared tosspot Lineker, which he does easily.

Totally agree. I think he's got all the attributes of a good manager (those who say he took us down, we've been down under Rafa too). There's no way he'd come and manage under the FCB, but if/when the fat cunt fucks off, I feel that Shearer could be our next Keegan.

In the Checkatrade trophy, we are classed as an Invited club. Here is a direct extract of the rules from their website: 7.8 Each Invited Club must ensure that in each Match at least six of the starting eleven players named on the Team Sheet are players who were aged under 21 as at the 30th June in the year in which the Season concerned commenced; and no more than two players who: (i) are aged 21 or over; and (ii) have made 40 or more appearances in a First Team Fixture (either in the starting elven or as a playing substitute) Therefore as I understand it, we can use any two players who've been in our first team a while and three other first teamers who haven't played here for more than a season or two. We don't have any other first team players young enough to qualify as an U21. I hope the club backs our bairns and gives over a couple of our best players for this game. This is a once in a generation chance to really put the boot in to those m*ckem cunts by having them lose a derby to our bairns. Kind of trumps all their shit about 9-1, 6 in a row marra etc.

Gutted that Bellamy has such a poor attitude. If he had a normal personality, him and Shearer would have torn up the league.

The FCB wouldn't dare bring that charlatan back. Even the happy clapping zombies would refuse to go to games.

Football died c.2003.

100% agree. The sc*use cunts are up there with the m*ckems in the unlikablity staked.

f***ing hell man, only 15 minutes left. So does that mean the result sticks? Nah, complete replay. Can the repay be scheduled for the day before they play our bairns?

Don't know what the rules are for match abandoned in the lower leagues. Does the result stand after a certain amount of play, or is it a null and void game?

That's about their level to be fair. The fucking mutants are being held by the mighty Accrington Stanley as it stands...

Never. The crowing coming from the media would be absolutely insufferable.

Ritchies been crap this season too. I would be tempted to forget about wingers all together and pack the centre of midfield.

Fair point. Had started to forget about what a bunch of small time cunts they are. Where's their messiah now?

Is there such a manager though? It’s a monumental task to keep this squad in the PL. There are a few, but we are never going to do better than Rafa in our current state. Which puts the FCB in a bit of a quandary. Either keep Rafa happy and stay up, or continue to be a total cunt, Rafa goes and the club goes down and doesn't come back up. Rafa's doing massively well keeping this squad out of the relegation zone. If he goes and we get another bell end like Pardew, we are fucked. Maybe that's why the FCB fabricated this takeover shit to try and stall Rafa until at least the summer.

Don't torture yourself, man. It's been over a decade and I would wager a lot of money that this latest stuff about selling is pure bullshit. However, if he does f*** off, I might be tempted to upgrade my outlook for the club from perennial relegation fodder to making the top 6 into a top 7... But how do you feel about Perez? I think he's an absolute fraud and the fact he's getting games for us is a sad indication of just how bad our recruitment policy has been for a decade. But you knew that already...

Now the m*ckems are in league 1, it's the new go to term for a player who is shit. Murphy is shit, ergo League 1 standard. Rock solid logic.

Villa's wingers will be pure fewm at some of the crosses they've put in that haven't been put away.

As long as the TV money keeps rolling in, he'll be happy. If he could get a Pardew or an Alardyce who could get this turboshit squad to finish 17th, he'd get them in tomorrow. As far as he's concerned, Rafa is an expensive luxury.

Decent shot, but West Broms keeper looks like he couldn't reach the top shelf in Asda.

It's depressing remembering that we had to chose between Asprilla or Ferdinand to go with Shearer. Now we can decide between Perez and Joselu to go alongside Rondon...

Urgh. Borini. He's properly wank. Has done nothing ever but thoroughly disappoint everywhere he's been. He couldn't even look good in the m*ckem team. Hell no.