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Would be good if it meant Shelvey stayed further up the pitch and supported the attack.

Bar Dubravka, Lascelles, Fernandez and Shelvey, we have a squad full of Champo level players, so he won't look out of place here.

Hope he comes. We are desperate for someone who can play behind Rondon.

Didn't watch, so can't comment on performances, but would comfortably have taken a point pre-match.

Nice one.

Yes please. Really like the look of Muto. Wonder what he does in training to not be starting games?

Because they are both non-league standard players. Christ. Christ won't help Perez. He's going to need Christ's Dad to turn him into a PL standard player.

Didn't watch the game, but get the impression that he did one very good thing for the goal and then was properly shit at everything else. Is there any truth to this?

Did you expect anything different?

Because they are both non-league standard players.

I'd swap the memories of Mitro for 10p and half a bag of slightly soggy Quavers.

For fucks sake. The FA are a bunch of cheating twats. I bet his team is listed as some non-league team and he has a massive EFC tattoo on his chest.

15 minutes in and haven't conceded. Everton must still be asleep...

That's true but so did everyone. Kenedy's regressed worse imo. Ritchie's dipped etc. I think Perez could be a decent proper striker off the bench. But he is what he is. 1.5m punt from the Spanish second division. The dangermen at the likes of Everton and West Ham - teams we should compete with - cost £30 to £50m. That's the gulf in class. Totally agree. You get what you pay for unfortunately for us, and with the FCB in charge, we are only going to get Lee Cooper and Firetrap rather than Ferrari or Rolex. Such a shame about Richie though, there is definitely a good player there, but he's regressed so much for some reason.

Manquillo, Murphy and Diame in the same team. That is tragic...

Non-existent midfield. It's gonna be an absolute bumming.

Da fuq.

4-0. Referee goes mental to make sure that us 'deluded Geordies' get taught a lesson and Perez continues to be the worst player NUFC has ever seen. Going to be cancer.

Not a m*ckem - they've spelt it 'peace', not 'peyce'.

Who makes these?! :lol:

Sod that, get him in the first team! He won't be any worse than Perez, and he could turn out to be the real deal.

He definitely needs dropping for a few games, it's not like he cost us a fortune and we need a return on the fee. He's beyond shit and playing anyone else would be preferable. Maybe he needs a bit of focused coaching to get him to stay on his feet and play for the team. Maybe a bit of time in the reserves to get his confidence back. Either that or accept any bid for him in Jan. He needs to hit the reset button on his career for his own good and ours. He's seriously hurting the team.

You mock them like they're not going to go further than us. Would be worth it if our Academy team got further in the Checkatrade Trophy than their first team. (Not really) Would be pretty funny though. The dream is still for our kids to beat their first team. That would be lovely.

Which is a real shame, because Muto looks decent. How the fuck Perez is keeping anyone out of the team is one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of today.

Erm, that would make us less of a asset to sell. Cash in the bank #ashleylogic