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Various: Mike Ashley in talks with Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nehayan
AsprillasShinPad replied to Kaizero's topic in Football
m*ckems would be cock-a-hoop if a private jet was landing at their international airport. -
Various: Mike Ashley in talks with Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nehayan
AsprillasShinPad replied to Kaizero's topic in Football
Bet some bellends do. -
Various: Mike Ashley in talks with Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nehayan
AsprillasShinPad replied to Kaizero's topic in Football
FFS. https://twitter.com/optimistoon/status/1069981767237550082?s=21 How many times does that little f***ing thing have to stop to refuel en route from San Fran to Newcastle 0 Theres no way that thing has a range of that far Small plane, smaller fuel tank. Same as big truck, big fuel tank or the way that babies don't need as much food as a 14 stone man. Struggling to put this in any simpler way. -
Everton v Newcastle United - 05/12/18 @ 19:45 - No UK TV
AsprillasShinPad replied to morla84's topic in Football
Probably because they are a bunch of whining, bitter, phlem mouthed, thieving sc*use c***s. Blue or red, both sets of fans are utter c***s. I hope one of them reads this. Don't roll your eyes at me, son. -
Everton v Newcastle United - 05/12/18 @ 19:45 - No UK TV
AsprillasShinPad replied to morla84's topic in Football
Hayden and Darlow are no loss, but Dummett has been all right for us. Wing backs it is then... -
Everton v Newcastle United - 05/12/18 @ 19:45 - No UK TV
AsprillasShinPad replied to morla84's topic in Football
Probably because they are a bunch of whining, bitter, phlem mouthed, thieving sc*use cunts. Blue or red, both sets of fans are utter cunts. I hope one of them reads this. -
Various: Mike Ashley in talks with Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nehayan
AsprillasShinPad replied to Kaizero's topic in Football
So basically what The Telegraph said, but now with the date 31st instead of before January. Such riveting journalism. Reeks how no one but Luke Edwards (apparently anyway) knew about this, now they're all on it. Northern Echo too. So Craig Hope slagged Luke Edwards last night and is now jumping on the story, class reporting i wont believe any of this until there's a tanned bloke/wife holding a black and white scarf on the pitch "'Tanned Bloke"?! Are you going to be like those Man City fans who were running around with tea towels on their heads when Mansour bought their club? -
Various: Mike Ashley in talks with Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nehayan
AsprillasShinPad replied to Kaizero's topic in Football
If Ashley sells before Jan, I'll show my arse in Fenwicks window. -
Everton v Newcastle United - 05/12/18 @ 19:45 - No UK TV
AsprillasShinPad replied to morla84's topic in Football
Hard to see anything other than a defeat, especially with our midfield. -
Yeah, he's gone from his peak when he was really, really s*** to now where it's difficult to conceive how he could be a worse footballer. Alright. You're a great addition to the conversations here. So true, just calls everyone absolute s*** etc. No constructive analysis or criticism. That's because everything is shit as long as the FCB is here. And until he goes, no good can come from investing any energy in the club. I'd rather he renamed the club SDFC and moved them out of town. At least then everyone could move on.
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Yeah, he's gone from his peak when he was really, really shit to now where it's difficult to conceive how he could be a worse footballer.
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Despite all his faults, you've got to say he's an incredibly consistent player. You know exactly what you're getting with Perez...
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Matt Ritchie (now playing for Portsmouth)
AsprillasShinPad replied to Fenham Mag's topic in Football
Dummett's been good for us. As long as we use him as a full back and not a wing back, he's fine. We might as well forget about wing play anyway because our wingers are awful. At defending Dummett is ok but the modern day full back (especially in the premier league) requires far more going forward and unfortunately he is badly lacking in this area. Which is great, but we haven't got any modern day full backs in the squad. We also haven't any AMs or a 10 who are PL standard, wingers who can beat a man and we only have one striker of PL standard. It would be a mistake to spend transfer funds on a LB when we are totally inadequate in at least 4 positions. At least Dummett does the basics of his position, which is more than can be said of others. -
Wolves are properly wank. Will definitely be right down there at the end of the season.
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Yes, can be offside if ball is played backwards. Only not offside if your behind the ball when it's played. Defo offside. It's the layoff that's the offside pass.
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We definitely got the shitter of the two Murphy brothers.
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"Our fans are the best in the world in reality, if you ignore every other team, because they aren't 'proper' fans. Especially not those mag bastards up the road. They only get 30k more fans than us every game because they aren't in a 'proper' division like we are." /mackemlogic
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Matt Ritchie (now playing for Portsmouth)
AsprillasShinPad replied to Fenham Mag's topic in Football
Dummett's been good for us. As long as we use him as a full back and not a wing back, he's fine. We might as well forget about wing play anyway because our wingers are awful. -
He's w*** and falls over too much.
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Matt Ritchie (now playing for Portsmouth)
AsprillasShinPad replied to Fenham Mag's topic in Football
Lennon's made a career out of nothing more than being marginally quicker than average and throwing himself over defenders' legs, so not a surprise really. -
Still a 3. 3 more points, but we're guaranteed now to see zero investment in Jan.