Groundhog63

Sissoko scores for Watford 😯

Stupidest thing about it is the ref had already stopped play.

Strong chance I'll be dead by then. Might get my ashes scattered on the 5th tier concourse. Bairn can fill his pockets with carbon me then pull the string he's tied up holes he made in them. Ashes will simply fall out the bottom of his bell bottomed trousers and no one will be any the wiser. A la The Great Escape.

Anyone who would rather tune into MotD for more analysis, over actual footage, is a nerd

For shuuure

Even if you, genuinely, are blind you'll not get PIP off Starmer's Workhouse Party. You can get a job crawling on your hands and knees picking dog shit up by smell.

Monday night Away In London 3 points That. Is. All Having said that 😂😂 Was a nerve jangler. I lost count of the number of times we gave unforced errors. Some howlers. Prime example was that Kudos chance from a knocked on header. I think Trippier played him onside but both Schar AND Burn going for the same ball and fucking it up was tragic. Schar should've been on Kudos' shoulder, if anything. Done 8 Aldi stubbies in 😂

Ooopd, forgot not to read the match thread. See you later.

20 minutes to kick off and Sk, with Carragher, are chatting shit about Manure. Fucked it off for Sky Sports News and the hockling scouce cunt is on there as well 😭

https://archive.ph/K3QyF Watched the Pompey v Leeds game and, tbf, he's got some energy.

Madison Square LadyGarden

I guess it's everything that's happened since wining the title. Obviously the helicopter tragedy was the main thing but they recovered from selling all those players and losing their talisman owner and were still competing. Europe etc etc. I've a good pal from Leicester and loved them winning the league so have a bit of a soft spot for them but they probably worth more than yo-yo. Be galling for them watching Brighton, Bournemouth, Fulham etc doing well and Wolves.

They're flipping burgers. They're not a "chef" 😂😂😂

Aesthetically it's plain wrong. However you're getting a wedge of bread, two smashers and 2 slices of cheese for £3.50. They can serve it anyway they like for that. Just turn the bun over and the cheese is on top 😂

? Looks like 2 slices of cheese. 1 under each burger. For £3.50 that's a steal 😉😋

I don't know like? Maybees they're not overly keen on being a yo-yo club.

Shucks

Don't forget @Mattoon and @wiseman 😂😂😂

Palmer had a penalty saved 😂😂

Issac Hayden on as well 😂😂😂

Matt Ritchie getting a standing ovation as he departs the field

Private Eye, for the uninitiated, does these Commentator bloopers. Used to be called Colemanballs but, iirc, it was changed when he popped his clogs. Here's Elliott Anderson and Psycho (get well soon) getting a mention 😂

It is, or should be, fairly evident that there's going to be improvements this summer. Notwithstanding the noises coming out of the club and "journalists" we've an aging squad. Some of them have, maybees, reached their ceiling (being polite) & we've had 3 blank windows. We can only wait and hope Mr Mitchell has some gems in his database.